Sloshed and off to get pissed again

[so_graham]

I need to get my robes washed for tonight, only I can't remember the name of my house elf. I don't know if it's Blinky or Tinky or Dangle

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[wicked_scrod]

That's what the Hangover Potion is for, now isn't it?

I am as well, although apparently Zabini, Bletchley, and Nott are meeting separately beforehand, and we're not invited to that bit.

[so_graham]

Yes, but that tastes awful.

Poo, it's all your doing you know. Whatever did you do to piss of Bletchley?

[wicked_scrod]

True, but if you drink it all in one go, it's worth it.

I wish I knew. He won't bloody tell me!

[so_graham]

Malcolm, that's the easy and most logical solution.

Really now, one week in the land of the French and you've forgotten that I always go for the solution that means more work for you.

You've never been to good with subtlety, maybe he already has told you?

[viridianlaurel]

Because if it was called Steve you'd almost have something in common with Finch-Fletchley and that little beast he's acquired? Perhaps you could get it a name badge. I thought the only advantage to Brownie having been in the family so long was loyalty, but I suppose the fact that I'll never forget her name is also a plus.

See you tonight.

[so_graham]

Could mine be named after a puding also?

Blast it, I've never had to deal with them before, I'll just have to talk to it and ask it. Ugh.

I thought Finch-Fletchley's boyfriend's name was Terrence?

I'll make sure to talk to you tonight

[jmff]

You should call your house elf "Malcolm".

[wicked_scrod]

You should fuck off and die.