If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take,
strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them
until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes
and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

My friend sent me this a little while ago...it's rather funny...
Soccer Practice

So I watched the Last SNL, and did anyone see Gwen Stefani's last performacne of the nigth? Because that was my favorite song...it was like a pep rally...but she was pissed off and going to kick some ass. And there was a marching band which was awsome!

I just watched Garden State, and ....well I liked it but was not all that impressed. I mean it was good, but I'm not to the point that it changed my life, or anything crazy like that. I do see why people might be prompted to rethink their lives. But I'm not one of them.

the other day at work I got in a huge fight with artemise.

Oh and squeeinglunatic went around saying how I got caught talking crap about tenn_man. Don't let me hear about that again or they gonna be hurtin!

Oh yeah. I don't know why mandragora_ went all psycho over me and albinoeyelashes having a little fun.

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Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 73%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.


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So I'm new here, and I figured that I'd show off one of my favorites here...
19y/o micheal phelps:
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