X-Men First Class fic: We're All Naked Under Our Clothes (Charles/Erik, 750 words)

[so_shhy]

Ah, we return to the crack! enough with the serious fic. As usual it's prompt from 1stclass_kink.

Original is here

Title: We're All Naked Under Our Clothes
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: R?
Word count: 750
Warnings: sexual situations, nudity, more nudity

Summary: When they are alone, Erik runs around naked ALL the time. He is naked when he's

Comments

[this_indulgence]

This. Is. Awesome.
Charles moved a nipple. Um, a pawn. OH DEAR GOD *death by lol*
Seriously, this is utterly fantastically brilliant and will totally be reread and reread for eternity. The writing is spot-on perfect, Charles going slowly insane and then all at once coming to terms with it is depicted so charmingly and effectively and bloody hell I laughed so much in this I can't say. WONDERFUL.

[so_shhy]

:DDDDD I'm so happy it made you laugh!

[vivecka]

"‘Oh,’ he said happily, ‘you’ve got clothes on.’
Erik rippled, blued and became a very puzzled looking Raven.
‘I was going to say “fooled you,” she said, ‘but now I’m just going to say what the fuck?’"
This was too funny, oh my gosh!

[so_shhy]

I swear, Raven only told Charles to keep out of her head so she could be a total troll :D

[c_gracewood]

Amazing! Manages to be sweet and sexy and lovely all at the same time.

[so_shhy]

*grin* It is possibly second on my ridiculous scale, after the one with Charles the pregnant cat, IDEK.

[c_gracewood]

Oh man, I've just re-read it and loved it all over again. THIS is how the film should have been made, I tell you...

[so_shhy]

All films would be better with added naked Erik. He could just hang out in the background :D

[flaxenescapee]

The next morning, Erik brought Charles breakfast in bed. He frowned at Charles’s astonished look. ‘What? Even murderers can be sweet.’

S C R E A M I N G

F O R E V E R

A N D E V E R

[so_shhy]

:D Heheh, yeah, I have to say I don't know what Charles can find to complain about with this one.

[disbelief11]

Ten minutes later, when Charles swallowed and slid his mouth off Erik’s cock, Erik looked down at him with an expression that slid from blissful to puzzled. ‘Thanks,’ he said, ‘but what about the tea?’

...I may have snorted some tea out my nose when I read this.

[so_shhy]

Expect tea, get blowjob... is this a good trade-off? Fortunately Charles then made tea so all was well, even though he couldn't quite bring himself to explain.

Greetings, fellow tea-drinker :D

[disbelief11]

I suppose it would all depend on how much you want the tea? ...LOL.

Fellow tea drinkers unite! Actually, I'm bi-caffeinated. That is, I enjoy both tea and coffee. Used to manage a coffee roasting company that also had about 40 kinds of loose-leaf tea...it was heaven.

[so_shhy]

OOOOH, nice job! Though I'm actually a bit of a philistine when it comes to tea, perfectly happy with my cup of Tetley or PG Tips, in a big mug, milk, no sugar. Builders' brew, as it's known. It's not that I don't appreciate fine loose-leaf tea, because... mmmmm! But for helping to pry the eyes open in the morning nothing beats the real thing.

And coffee is an evil siren, it tastes so good but it makes me bounce off the walls for an hour and then fall asleep. Gotta be decaf. *sigh*