Sherlock (BBC) / Sherlock Holmes (Ritchie) Xover fic: The Women part 2

[so_shhy]

So in my head this fic is called ‘The sextastic bi-holmesian fivesome porn-o-rama, DESPITE THE FACT that as yet it contains no porn whatsoever. The goal is porn. To be specific, the goal is two Watsons, one Holmes, Irene ‘The Woman’ Adler and Mary Watson all getting it on while Holmes number two raises an eyebrow and takes copious notes.

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EVERYTHING IS CROSSOVER AND NOTHING HURTS

[tawabids]

Arghhhhh wait what what cliffhanger? Am I supposed to know where that cliffhanger's going??? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CLIFFHANGER IS GOING BUT I DESPERATELY WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT CLIFFHANGER'S GOING. Wait, okay, okay, I can make that cliffhanger go somewhere. I will use the tools you have given me.

ANYWAY yes yes yes Lestrade and Donovan's voices were spot on and it's all too good and now I feel like there is 1000x more plot than either of us intended going on in the background (Irene was handcuffed to the bed by a mysterious third agent, I am thinking it was an undercover Time Agent, wait, is it still spoilers if you're predicting your own story).

And the guy in the freezer I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING oh man, poor dude. He was just hanging out in the 19th century being all "I'm an expendable extra" and then bam, frozen in an abattoir. That's rough, dude :(

Re: EVERYTHING IS CROSSOVER AND NOTHING HURTS

[so_shhy]

Yeah, sorry, I was thinking the cliffhanger was a little evil... but then I thought, eh, if anyone can deal with shit it's the mighty TAWABIDS KILT!MAN.

AND OMG UNDERCOVER TIME AGENTS, I can just imagine Captain Jack's face if he walked in on our fivesome of gorgeous humanity.

Re: EVERYTHING IS CROSSOVER AND NOTHING HURTS

[tawabids]

OK OK so part three at last hurrah:

http://tawabids.livejournal.com/7251.html

And I absolutely love writing Mary and Irene way too much, but it is definitely more of a mental workout than usual. A bit disturbing that I'm so used to writing the POV of female characters. Which is a fun challenge but probably explains why it took so long :3 the point is, I think it fits together and hopefully plot is moving but I don't have a damn clue what's going to happen next so haha, go for your life!

Also, I spent ages looking up original Sherlock Holmes timelines to decide exactly which year Mary has come from and finally was quite convinced it had to be 1892, and only then did I go back through Part Two and discover you had independently come to the exact same conclusion. YES, BRAINTWINS.

Re: EVERYTHING IS CROSSOVER AND NOTHING HURTS

[so_shhy]

Hmmm... yes, you make me realise I should do a female POV next. There should be more women in fic in general. Or maybe one day I should just convert Raven and Emma into men and write snarky genderbended slash. Because it's still awesome complicated women, just with a veneer of the guy-love that we so appreciate.

AND YES WTF IS HAPPENING IN THIS PLOT, IDEK.

Hee, brain twins. And I love that we both care enough to want to get it right :D

[anonymous]

This is flawless and riveting and flail-inducing. Your Lestrade voice is vivid perfection and omgosh Mycroft's eyebrows had me giggling like a loon.
*tools off to read next part*

[so_shhy]

Oh, goodness, hello anon! Thank you so much! (I have actually been watching videos of Mycroft's eyebrows, those things are AMAZING).