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[so_vane]

I thought doing OWLs was stressful, I was wrong. If Parvati is anything to go by, I should be locked away in St. Mungo's as soon as seventh year starts for going mad. Honestly Parvati, you should just relieve the stress by shagging whomever you're--wait is that Ron Weasley, you're playing footsie with? Ewww. There are rooms for activity like that

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[quintus_i]

She couldn't possibly be playing footsie with He-Weasley him, seeing as she is presently locked in the Prefect Bathroom, with Robins vehementally attacking me outside it nattering on about how inhumane I am.

You going to the V-day Dance? I ask because I'm bored and Robins rants longer than my mother.

[so_vane]

Perhaps, the whole idea of this dance is rather boring. I mean Valentine's day is so overrated when you're single and the only person you're remotely interested in is like a million times older than you.

[quintus_i]

It is quite overrated when the girl you like is too thick headed to notice and likes someone else instead especially when I witnessed a pair of twelve-year-olds whispering fluffy endearments on the sofa. Ergh.

But, dancing is quite a pleasurable activity, provided your partner doesn't step on your toes.

[so_vane]

Stomach turning, Harper, ugh.

If only someone in this school knew how to dance. I've heard stories about what happened when Potter was a fourth year.

[pink_parvati]

I am not playing footsies with Ron he was playing footsies with me because he cannot admit that he almost lost at chess and do you have any black ink because I really need it.

[so_vane]

I'm using my black ink... so no I don't. Other people are like offering you ink. Why can't you take their ink?

You still need laid. Perhaps you can like drag Weasley and the tramp that one Slytherin bint into a broom cupboard to help you relieve some of your craziness?

[pink_parvati]

I do not want to shag Ron I do not want to find out exactly how freckly he is and I do not like witches like that I like wizards especially Ravenclaw ones even though they think I am stupid and mean and wizards don't like me in general so perhaps I should like witches instead but I don't.

[so_vane]

So you want to shag a Ravenclaw and witches?

[demelza_r]

Heya Romilda! OWLs weren't really that stressful. If you want any help, I'm sure I've still got a few notes lying at the bottom of my trunk... somewhere. I'd look for them right now, but I am way too pissed off at Parvati.

What's this about Wood? Actually - I don't want to hear about it, on second thoughts. I had to apologise to Miss Spinnet and Higgs about some gossip that circulated about them. I'm not about to go around apologising to every adult in the United Kingdom.

[so_vane]

Well, Wood isn't part of the faculty of Hogwarts so I'll gossip about the hussy him if I'd like. My mum said that he bought eight disgusting dresses and had them sent to eight different women.

[demelza_r]

That's ridiculous. I remember Wood in school - he wasn't like that at all. This time, I'm sticking to what I know!

[so_vane]

He had three women with him when he ordered the dresses.