"i think i would have lost hope a long time ago if i had been alone"

i eat a lot of rice. i drop rice on the floor and don't pick it up. i leave stains of rice on my paper and hand it in.

i am going to vomit.

"Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints."

- Real Fact #130

necesito una vida otra que el uno tengo.

posiblemente la vida de ...............................................

tu madre.

i didn't go to class today.

!!!

my shoulder hurts a lot. i want snapple, but i don't want to get up. i order take out too much. it's very windy.

"i think i'll go out and embarass myself by getting drunk and falling down in the street.
you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me.
maybe you're right."

we get stoned and talk philosophy. we find the meaning to life. it's somewhere between positive and negative infinity. we ask the wrong questions and realize we will never find the right ones. we eat greasy hamburgers in cheap long island diners and laugh. we dance, swoon over jack white and frown. we fall asleep to lobsters on late night ( Read more... )

How many songs? 3802 ( Read more... )

i cannot be held accountable for bitchiness. it's conference week. please understand.

I just watched a squirrel run across an electrical wire, and it made me smile.