Hmm, mine says I am a waitress whose friend was killed by a big black dog; also, I get it on with both of them. I smell an orgy coming on. Also, it is generally not a good idea to begin a sentence with "SPEAKING OF ORGIES, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!" Speaking from experience here.
Why am I always a waitress? WHY? Ahahaha whatever happened to the bitchin' forties fic. AND WHY DOES NO ONE EVER THINK OF THE GAY?
And the soul-selling? Wait, this comes as a surprise to you?
Hmm, I still have not even touched my cover letter and it is midnight. I am lolz fucked.
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Why am I always a waitress? WHY? Ahahaha whatever happened to the bitchin' forties fic. AND WHY DOES NO ONE EVER THINK OF THE GAY?
And the soul-selling? Wait, this comes as a surprise to you?
Hmm, I still have not even touched my cover letter and it is midnight. I am lolz fucked.
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