YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE? Aside from your writing, I mean? When I get to sit down and really concentrate on your fic? And pick at your grammar properly (MOONY I AM ASHAMED OF YOU)? Instead of half reading it, half trying to not fail math (in retrospect, I should have just read it)? NOT THE QUESTION MARKS WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE QUESTION MARKS? The madness never ends, I tell you?
K done. Now to actually read the fic.
Written very late at night
...uh-oh.
He will never sit back and chuckle heartily at his fair maiden wife's naive humor because he will never have a wife. He will never be demanding or demeaning of her, because she will never exist.
Obviously, you wrote this with me in mind. Er, right. Have I told you you're awesome lately? In addition to the fact that "fair-maiden" should be hyphenated and there should be no comma preceding "because"? Because both of the aforementioned are true.
Also, no comma in front of "or" unless what comes after "or" is a complete sentence.
He will wander through his life -which will be cut
( ... )
I'm glad it doesn't suck, as I was afraid it would. I've always believed Sirius couldn't have come out of his childhood wihtout some form of mental illness. He's not quite crazy but, he's a far cry from sane.
And on the alleged perfection, it only took what, three years? Four years? No confidence and depressing music? Mais, merci beaucoup anyway.
He's not quite crazy but, he's a far cry from sane.
AND ANOTHER THING! Comma before "but."
I'm glad it doesn't suck, as I was afraid it would.
You never suck! Insert blowjob joke as shining example of Padfoot's maturity level.
And on the alleged perfection, it only took what, three years? Four years? No confidence and depressing music?
Yeah, you're right. Brilliant, ~heart-clenching~ (it is almost 1:00 a.m., leave me alone) characterization goin' down at age thirteen? Pffft. You fucking suck at life. Put down that pen, you disgrace unto writerkind, you.
Where were you after the regents today anyway? You missed glorious things! Like Anna totally ignoring me for Katie Walsh and Andrea Vague Libido! Were you creating an obstacle course of tubas, you ridiculous werewolf you?
Because I am planning to call you tomorrow regarding THE GREATEST PAGAN CEREMONY NEVER CELEBRATED The Ceremonial Burning and would really like to not waste my time with an inanimate corpse. Zombies, however, are a decidedly different and THOROUGHLY WELCOME story.
IIIIIIIT'S THE RETURN OF MARY ANN AND STAN! SHELTER YOUR CHILDREN! AND YOUR PORCUPINE LOVE, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
I figured you were, hence the reason I waited to call you until I got your reply (which as I'm sure you've noticed, resulted in me not calling you at all because I didn't get this comment until right now? THANKS, LJ E-MAIL NOTIFICATIONS, YOU ARE MADE OF SAMMY'S PUPPY EYES AND ANTHONY RAPP'S ADORKABLOISTY).
Sooo, I guess, barring the development an actual flying car, you're not coming for a burninatin' anytime soon? I'm still calling you though. When are your parents not home? Unless the grounding doesn't include the phone? Which I assume isn't the case? BUT ONE NEVER DOES KNOW, DOES ONE.
Onto more important matters, i.e. the most important matter, i.e. your supply of oxygen:
Y HELO THAR. I BELIEVE YOU ORDERED SOME MUSIC NOT LONG AGO?
So, if you haven't heard, "Love, You're a Whore" is a motherfucking SQUARE-DANCING SONG. Oh, Regina ♥. And "Man of a Thousand Faces" and "One More Time with Feeling" are MEDIOCRE RADIO POP! I kid. They're what happens when Regina is alone with her piano, and they're positively gorgeous.
You said something about not having "Shut Your Eyes"? I hope this hasn't changed since last we've spoken because if it has, I'm going to fall back into profound feelings of inadequacy and uselessness and promptly hurl myself off a bridge.
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K done. Now to actually read the fic.
Written very late at night
...uh-oh.
He will never sit back and chuckle heartily at his fair maiden wife's naive humor because he will never have a wife. He will never be demanding or demeaning of her, because she will never exist.
Obviously, you wrote this with me in mind. Er, right. Have I told you you're awesome lately? In addition to the fact that "fair-maiden" should be hyphenated and there should be no comma preceding "because"? Because both of the aforementioned are true.
Also, no comma in front of "or" unless what comes after "or" is a complete sentence.
He will wander through his life -which will be cut ( ... )
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I'm glad it doesn't suck, as I was afraid it would. I've always believed Sirius couldn't have come out of his childhood wihtout some form of mental illness. He's not quite crazy but, he's a far cry from sane.
And on the alleged perfection, it only took what, three years? Four years? No confidence and depressing music? Mais, merci beaucoup anyway.
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I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU.
He's not quite crazy but, he's a far cry from sane.
AND ANOTHER THING! Comma before "but."
I'm glad it doesn't suck, as I was afraid it would.
You never suck! Insert blowjob joke as shining example of Padfoot's maturity level.
And on the alleged perfection, it only took what, three years? Four years? No confidence and depressing music?
Yeah, you're right. Brilliant, ~heart-clenching~ (it is almost 1:00 a.m., leave me alone) characterization goin' down at age thirteen? Pffft. You fucking suck at life. Put down that pen, you disgrace unto writerkind, you.
Mais, merci beaucoup anyway
You're fucking welcome, bitch.
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The Last Polka by Ben Folds Five
Some more songs you should probably have because they are excellent (but not quite as excellent as "The Last Polka"):
11:11 by Rufus Wainwright
Cold Snap by Weeping Tile
Me and Jerome by Sarah Slean
The Absence of God by Rilo Kiley (This song is exceedingly Roommates-y.)
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Because I am planning to call you tomorrow regarding THE GREATEST PAGAN CEREMONY NEVER CELEBRATED The Ceremonial Burning and would really like to not waste my time with an inanimate corpse. Zombies, however, are a decidedly different and THOROUGHLY WELCOME story.
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I figured you were, hence the reason I waited to call you until I got your reply (which as I'm sure you've noticed, resulted in me not calling you at all because I didn't get this comment until right now? THANKS, LJ E-MAIL NOTIFICATIONS, YOU ARE MADE OF SAMMY'S PUPPY EYES AND ANTHONY RAPP'S ADORKABLOISTY).
Sooo, I guess, barring the development an actual flying car, you're not coming for a burninatin' anytime soon? I'm still calling you though. When are your parents not home? Unless the grounding doesn't include the phone? Which I assume isn't the case? BUT ONE NEVER DOES KNOW, DOES ONE.
Onto more important matters, i.e. the most important matter, i.e. your supply of oxygen:
The Last Polka by Ben Folds Five (alternatively: the best fucking song ever)
11:11 by Rufus Wainwright
Cold Snap by Weeping Tile
Me and Jerome by Sarah Slean
The Absence of God by Rilo Kiley (The exceedingly Roommates-y one.)
SPEAKING OF ( ... )
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So, if you haven't heard, "Love, You're a Whore" is a motherfucking SQUARE-DANCING SONG. Oh, Regina ♥. And "Man of a Thousand Faces" and "One More Time with Feeling" are MEDIOCRE RADIO POP! I kid. They're what happens when Regina is alone with her piano, and they're positively gorgeous.
Man of a Thousand Faces
One More Time with Feeling
Love, You're a Whore
Your life is filled with sorrow and unfulfilled woe without the following songs:
The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us by Sufjan Stevens
Keep the Car Running by The Arcade Fire
You said something about not having "Shut Your Eyes"? I hope this hasn't changed since last we've spoken because if it has, I'm going to fall back into profound feelings of inadequacy and uselessness and promptly hurl myself off a bridge.
Also? MORE SLEAN!
Drastic Measures
Universe
Duncan
Out in the Park
No need to tell me, I know I'm fabulous.
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