one of my occasional lyrics postings ( Read more... )

I have one.

A panda walked into a cafe. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. 'Why?' groaned the injured man. The panda shrugged, tossed him a badly punctuated wildlife manual and walked out. And sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation. 'Panda,' ran the entry for his assailant. 'Large black ( Read more... )

Six Flags was entirely too hot ( Read more... )

Why is it that fat men are funny, but fat women aren't ( Read more... )

Animalia: Insecta: Heteroptera: Belostomatidae: Lethocerus: Griseus ( Read more... )

Here are some thigns I want to do before I die ( Read more... )

Not a whole lot to update with tonight. Same old same old. My computer fucks up, I fix. I get depressed, I get better. I watch the history channel and play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3.

www.iheartboobs.com - it's not porn

I'm getting tired of things.

Bitchin', Mail Call is on. Update is over.

Okay, I got an LJ client. Maybe I'll update now ( Read more... )

As you can see my attempt to post every night has, like everything else I've tried, failed. Hm.