and what happened to dinosaurs?

when did wholphins start to exist?

two thumbs up bitches.

thats a good start

i'm pregnant.

april fools.

R.I.P
Mitch Hedberg

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i'm in love with sara

s backrubs.

geez fuck. why wasnt i told my uncle was moving in. and taking over the whole damn house.

(uncles walks out in daisy dukes)
Dad: You need to bring your legs to the beach and pick them up in a couple of days.

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