....and whist

[soapy_badger]

I could've sworn I just saw Dallas Green in the grocery store.

Welcome to my Friday night.

Feel free to rescue me from the monontony. Or not....you fuckers.

Comments

[flashwildecard]

What's a "Dallas Green" is that some kind of salad?

[soapy_badger]

dallas green is my future husband and the most beautiful singer this world knows, fool.
think about it; my name will be Kelly Green, and i will name my kids Forest and Lime.
when you hear that man sing live, it is like having rob harvey ride up to you on a unicorn and offer you his hand in marriage along with a massive slice of the best cake ever. it's a wholly amazing experience.

[flashwildecard]

Yeah...I have radio, but I really just listen to my MP3's and since I don't download anymore, I'm kinda cut off from the whole music scene today.

And what about Nymphadora and Logan, don't you care about them anymore? Are you just gonna run away and marry him and so you can have a little verdant brood?

*Sniff, that's it I'm marrying Natalie Hershlag. And we'll have brilliant, beautiful babies, who will become vegans. She will act, and I will write and stay home with the children during the day, and then she'll come home and we'll be the picture of perfection.

[soapy_badger]

vegans?? ewww, dude, don't do that to your kids.

[blackabsynthe]

At the risk of sounding like a charlatan, who on earth is Dallas Green?

[soapy_badger]

of Alexisonfire / City and Colour fame.
at least miffy knows who she's talkin about. bless your pseudo-hipster heart, miff. actually, more of an anglophile than anything. but that hardly applies to the situation.

[flashwildecard]

Woo Hoo! I wasn't the only one who didn't know!

[soapy_badger]

it is quite a feat not to know of him, and in a way I'm proud of you both.
But my anglophile hipster heart will not rest until ya'll share in the joy that is Dallas Green, you'll like him I promise you. Won't you share in the joy? Won't you?

Also: Kelly, you are the luckiest girl in the world because you have such a marriageable name. Please get married solely for the purpose of creating kooky names. I love it.