i just want to scream and cry and laugh and smile

the jester said, "i tried to make him laugh."

lately, i just want to freestyle rap constantly.

everyone in my family: seany boy! look at how skinny you've gotten!

me: yeah, that's what being poor does to you.

everyone in my family: HA HA HA!

and thus concluded christmas 2008. merry christmas/happy hanukkah/kwazy kwanzaa/so on and so forth to you all. unless, you know, i hate you. then i hope it was awful.

bah, humbug.

i'm not a businessman; i'm a business, man. let me handle my business, damn.

oh fiddlesticks!

my feet are cold. three million socks cannot help them.

happy birthday to me. it has been most excellent.

As of 7:12 PM, I am an uncle to Fiona Aileen Hastings.