imagine roger blin yelling, “coat!” & jean martin scrambling about on a leash trying to find it ( Read more... )

on second thought: my life is private today.

& ingenious should be a mood.

yesterday i left my house but i didn’t see anything interesting. i meant to keep an eye out for that sort of thing but i think i might be at the wrong place at the wrong time ( Read more... )

dear diary,

i have nothing to put into you today. i went to the shopping mart & also stole some batteries.

signed,
K

dear confessional,

i stole some batteries today at the shopping mart.

signed,
K

THIS LIST. go vote for it. make it all star.

...
thank you,
K

don't let your children online

decussate nightmares; a decision to weep over
OR
the seaport plunge
3:42-42-42-42-....

opening credits: southern culture on the skids - camel walk
car driving scene: belly - gepetto
high school flashback scene: grandaddy - chartsengrafs
nostalgic scene: cornelius - chapter 8 (seashore & horizon)
bitter, angry scene: medeski martin & wood - house mop
break-up scene: self - callgirls
in serious shit scene: cibo matto - ( Read more... )

so i say to jan:

"go back to jubilee...."
etc. etc. etc.

prolixity n. the state of being prolix; long & wordy

afflicted by the past by keepsake items & half open-shut oven doors; a hopechest where’d i store the things i thought were important such as screwdrivers & dog-eared baseball cards. it got so bad that my inordinate decorations would empty ot onto the floor as soon as somebody opened it. from the ( Read more... )