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[sobriety_tests]

when you say you are going to call someone to go to lunch, you should goddamn call that person to go to lunch! you do not say something like that and then not call. especially if you are expecting to have sex with the person you never called when you go to prom together. but you know, that was just a general statement. NOTHING SPECIFIC OR ANYTHING.

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[optimistic___]

oh how the truth in this statement is unavoidably evident. theres no grey area, this is fucking black and white shit we're talking about here.