Banged by Polidori

[sobyronic]

Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. And I am. I'm sitting here in my car and entering this on my iPhone. John fucking walked off. I talked to one of the groomsmen and he said John buggered off for a smoke before it was all set to kick off. They started things up. The groomsmen entered and John wasn't there. He just wasn't fucking there

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[tollingforthee]

I'm still kind of at a loss, over here, man. Did Polidori and Lettie seriously just take off together and ditch everyone?

Holy shit.

[final_problem]

My fucking sentiments exactly. I don't do karaoke but I'm willing to tag along for the hell of it. This shit deserves proper celebration.

[sobyronic]

Yeah. This may be the most awesome thing ever. Part of me just wants to lay down in front of my parents and punch the floor and laugh until I puke.

[tollingforthee]

And of course, entirely up for this.

[austensibly]

I haven't seen anything like this in...ever.

I'm in on the karaoke.

[sobyronic]

I'd piss in your car if you weren't.

[austensibly]

I can't even tell you what my original response was. It was...less than polite, at the thought of you pissing in my car. But it did involve your face and golden streams.

[fiddled_d]

I'm gonna need someone to talk to, George. She's driving me crazy. Can I call in the buckets of karma of when I lent you my ear? Because...crazy.