Banged by Byron: A Very Special Halloween Edition

[sobyronic]

So if anyone doubted that I am the world's most special and amazing fuck up, they clearly weren't at the party that I presume is still going on in my absence. I hope it is anyway. John told me that you almost stepped on my ass, Hemi. Just sayin

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[tollingforthee]

Almost. I abstained due to lingering feelings of brotherhood.

Anyway you're a jackass, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna kick you when you're down. If you need an outlet, and you have your brace, you have my boxing schedule.

[sobyronic]

I got the brace. I'll call when I'm sober enough to walk.

[austensibly]

I've got a guitar, if you need some jam-time.

[sobyronic]

Thanks. Probably should wait a while. I don't expect to be sober enough to be around people I like for a while.

[austensibly]

It's an open invite. I totally understand.

[on_the_dot]

...did you just Banged By Byron YOURSELF, dumbass?

[sobyronic]

Haven't I always been the one who was best at fucking me over without a reach around or lube?

[on_the_dot]

It was mostly rhetorical, yeah.

[gothicscalpel]

Go back to sleep, Byron. I can hear you typing, I'm three feet away.

[sobyronic]

Can you also hear me cry while I jerk off?

[gothicscalpel]

Yes, now stop it.

[shehathstood]

your shits outside

emailing emma was even more ofa jackass thign tod o than [ublicly humiliating me

[sobyronic]

I don't want any of it back.

[shehathstood]

too bad

gears in the trunk

i didnt have any bags sor your clothes are in a pile.they need washing. dont get them near open flame.

[gothicscalpel]

I got it, Sammie.