TEN WHAT'S
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
I don't have any sugar for my coffee, I need a pack of smokes, and dear god I got bit by a spider again.
2. What did you do last night?
Went to the Church Brew Works with Steve, David, and Tara. Ate and drank, went back to the house because we didn't want the lively conversation to end and we'd already been at CBW for three hours.
3. What is the most important part of your life?
My man, my cats, my family, my friends.
4. What would you rather be doing right now?
If there was something I'd rather be doing within my power, I'd be doing it, correct? So, right now I'm fine with this survey.
5. What did you last cry over?
The usual. My existential pain.
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
The Natalie Portman rap on Disc Two of V for Vendetta
7. What are your plans tomorrow?
Go to work, write.
8. What's the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
I didn't really know until I found it.
9. What are you worried about?
Moving and the five different ailments my body currently abides.
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?
This week rocks: Interpol, the party bus, and my birthday party.
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVER'S
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Hasn't everyone?
2. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes, but looking back on it, it wasn't as bad as it seemed.
3. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
None of you will believe me, but no.
4. Have you ever been out of the country?
Yes indeed.
5. Have you ever been backstabbed by a friend?
Greedy little fit-haver, god I feel for you...fool.
6. Have you ever backstabbed a friend?
Depends on the definition, but I'll go with yes.
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?
Only at my mother's house.
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?
Yep.
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yes indeed.
EIGHT WHO'S
1. Who was the last person you saw?
I'm looking at Steve waking up right now.
2. Who was the last person you kissed?
Mr. Steve
3. Who was the last person you called?
Josh
4. Who was the last person to call you?
Deb
5. Who was your first crush?
David Bowie. No, wait. Kenny Rogers.
6. Who is the last person to text you?
Jocelyn
7.Who is the last person you texted?
Jocelyn
8. Who did you last yell at?
I can't even remember. I don't really like to yell, unless I'm drunk and the phrase is "WOOO!"
SEVEN WHEN'S
1. When was your last shower?
Yesterday
2. When did you last see your mom?
Her birthday, middle of June
4.When did you last dress up?
Wednesday, to look at apartments
5. When was the last time you cried?
Last week
6. When did you last go to the movies?
Last week, Harry Potter
SIX WHERE'S
1. Where do your best friend(s) live?
In Mount Wu and Brentwood
2. Where did you last go?
Church Brew Works
3. Where did you last hang out?
See above
4. Where do you go to school?
Right now? Self designed exploration program.
5. Where is your favorite place to be?
Home
6. Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed.
FIVE DO'S/DOES
1. Do you like someone right now?
I love my honey.
2. Do they like you too?
I'd say so, or else he wouldn't put up with all the shit.
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Morphing powers would be nice, but I'd like to be able to go back to making my own destiny.
4. Do you know the muffin man?
Honey, I know a lot of muffin men.
5. Does the future scare you?
In America, yes.
FOUR WHY'S
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend?
Because she's been the most rad for countless years running.
2. Why did you get a myspace?
Business
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
My first name is from a soap opera, my middle name was my father's childhood dog. Points for my self esteem, Dad.
4. why are you doing this survey?
Steve's asleep and I can't watch Shortbus until he wakes up.
THREE IF'S
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
How too terribly dangerous.
3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be?
Um, crack?
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER'S
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex's if they asked you?
I am spoken for. And probably not, because there's a reason things don't work out.
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?
This is an asinine ending question. Of course. It's just hair. If you don't answer yes to this, you're an asshole and I don't want to know you.