( Warning: Mature concepts. )

...Does anyone have a cigarette?

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Hurrah. Civilization. I am ecstatic that we have found civilization ( Read more... )

People. Stop what you're doing for a second. Very important announcement to make.

Do not eat the berries. Ever.

I do not care how appetizing they look. Keep them away from your mouth.

Thanks.

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So yeah.

I am told we all get super awesome battle monster things. To battle with.

So I open my little red-and-white ball and what pops out at me?

A fish.

Seriously? A fish?

To make matters worse, I am apparently a clown.

Hi. Get me out of here.

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