To the Library Director: Please Don't Kill My Baby

[socialrecluse]

My unborn child has been aborted. Metaphorically speaking, of course. You see-if you don’t already know-the movie I’ve been working on for three months has been shut down due a certain library ordinance. Many people have told me to walk off quietly, but I intend not to give up until the noose is around my neck (in actuality, the hangman would

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wait wait

[moveyourfeet]

I thought you like to eat babies....ewww not in that way the way you would eat a chicken. I'll see you in less then 50 mins.

Re: wait wait

[socialrecluse]

First I fuck, then I eat. The next time you're sitting down to a nice breaded baby meal, think about all the pleasure you're missing out on.

coloer her red....blood red.

[moveyourfeet]

I heart our dinosaur teacher. McGhee fo life!!!

Re: coloer her red....blood red.

[moveyourfeet]

Forsooth I spelled color wrong.

ummm

[deadsyrox]

Just get a guy, Bigdawg for example. He will undoubtedly fill that "void" in you....

Re: ummm

[socialrecluse]

Bigdawg certainly would...
You're right. I've wasted my life.

[artnoisedamage]

librarians are a bunch of babies. you should fuck them while they're still mint.

[anonymous]

i'm so sorry doll. that you're like that, i mean. nah, i know you put so much into it already and that it's a big letdown, i realy do feel bad that you're so upset. as for me, color me indifferent.
-Sara

I finally have your presents.

[anonymous]

(Even though I never see you. ) Why are they showing "The Simpsons go to Delaware" again ? So yah... whenever I see you again..you can have 'em.

-Beth

Re: I finally have your presents.

[socialrecluse]

Yayyyyyyy!