They’ve recorded our fantasies without shame ( Read more... )

If the entire human race was tried in court, what do you think the verdict would be?

If you responded, “Depends if we get Cochran”: you just handed more damning evidence over to the persecutor.

Well, it’s been a while (is that expression ever going to be able to be used again without immediately calling to mind that blasted Staind song ( Read more... )

It's survival of the whitest.

Consider me dead. If anybody still reads this-surely no one does or should, at least-just forget about me, for nothing I do means anything to anyone. The harder I try to brighten up someone’s day, the more likely it is to sharply turn to night. Trust me, I don’t make an impact; I don’t even leave a scratch. At most, I’m a radio caught between ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KHRISTINA! I love you--and not one of those fake "luv ya"-types--so much! Cheer up, kidda, we're gonna have so much fun on Saturday! Although I'm so thin it borders on emo, I'm going to win that rib-eating contest; just you wait and see!

Sheesh, I really need to update this thing.

Ah! There!

Yeah, I changed my background to something I just drew. Tell me how much I suck. It's for my Mason Gross portfollio; the judging thinger is just around the corner and I intend to be prepared for my rejection...

Just stop touching instruments altogether, you snot-nosed little pricks. It’s bad enough that you have preteens (each with half a pubic hair below the belt) singing “The Anthem” loudly in my ear, but you also have the audacity to rip off a lyric from-of all places-Jay-Z’s “Izzo.” The rapper must be rolling in his grave, and that’s hard to do, ( Read more... )

"USA should bomb the world ( Read more... )