I forgot to declare it. I'm pretty sure at this point that I'm just going to give up the Hypocrite facade and I'm going to become Orthodox. Rose, you're not alone in the kosher run, and now it seems that with al at my side I may just complete this crossover in time for Brandeis. Just putting it out there.

Marc (pointing to Ross the Assistant Manager's bike): Hey man, is that your bike ( Read more... )

This post is going to get a bunch of replies from all the people who care about me more than I realize, and they will all say something along the lines of, "Jon, just do what makes you happy." or "Live your life your way." but this is for me, and maybe its a little rhetorical ( Read more... )

This one will be quick ( Read more... )

despite rescent inquests, and cryptic posts from all sides, I feel the need to clarify that alas, Jacqui B and I are not in fact going out although it has already been decided by my parents, half the class of 2004, jacqui and I that we should have ( Read more... )

First off, mad props to Andrew on the completion of his first master work. Alchemists everywhere will rejoice at his success and laud his greatness. Yea, Praise him with great praise ( Read more... )

Just wanted to apologize for the crappy entry last night. Laundry list of my weekend. But I'm doing much better and I'm relieved to be able to just write about funny things that happened to me. I'm cutting back on the depressing entries, too many people cry at my melodrama. Another good day though, and I'm trying to just get a healthy routine ( Read more... )

Chokay. Looong weekend. I ditched a lot of shul on saturday and I still feel really bad. But meh. The rest of this entry is interesting i swear. (this is one of those entries where i try to recap a few days and it gets boring, but if you are in part of it, just give a hoot.) So on shabbat for some reason my dad was saying some really weird ( Read more... )

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Riiiiiiing.
Riiiiiiing.
Riiiiiiing.

-"Allo?"
-"Hello, is Lila there?"
-"No."
-"Oh, could you please tell her to call me back on this number?"
-"No."
-"Oh. Well... Thankyou."
-"Bye."
click.

-"Huh?"

Does anybody know if Lila's number is (305) 672-8590? I wanted to make plans with her and Rosem and I was very disconcerted by this conversation.