Christmas tree is finally up.

( Tree )

Christmas shopping is done.
Who wants christmas cards this year?
Too bad
I'm writing one of those long christmas letters no one likes
But this one will be entertaining.
;)

Whatdoeseveryonewantforchristmas?

I can't eat chocolate ice cream without getting it all over my mouth,
I'm going to be stuck two forever.

Happy Birthday Tre.

I love my little bow, it's the cutest thing.

<3

pudding can be consumed through a straw.

I will not sleep on top of him, I'm gonna save that for a christmasy dude.

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Exactly.

oh em eef gee

The other day Emma and I were walking along the beach.
We see two men.
One with an american flag speedo, the other a bright aqua speedo.
The front is bad enough.
As they pass us, We see the bright aqua speedo, Is really... a bright aqua thong.
Horrible.

What are you thankful forrrrrrr?

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You have the right to free speech
as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights
These are your rights
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
Listen to this
Run