Yet another D to the yell and "T" adventure !!
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Today the adventure starts out with D to the yell calling. haha naw I am not going to tell the whole story like that. But, I answer the phone and we plan to go to the Drive-Thru Zoo in New Braunsfels WOOP WOOP!
After about an hour she comes and picks me up with her Momma and her lil sis. We stop on the base to buy DISCOUNT tickets woop woop for discounts! and we also eat at Burger King. Booty right Danielle? haha The guy at the gate was sessy too!!
We get goin' and we jam out to the carpenters and some Cher but we didnt go too far on the Cher before we got there....
We buy the bags of food, one for each of us. Danielle and I each have a window in the back and her mom and sis are chillin in the front. We park to go to the bathroom first and there is this killer ostrich (yes, I DO fear ostriches got a prob with it?) RIGHT outside the gate...thank god for cattle guards...
After relieving ourselves we get in the car and get goin into the actual area with animals. Everything is goin fine just feedin' a zebra....some donkeys.... ya know the usual stuff. Well while I was looking out Danielle's window.... I hear Danielle and her mom both yell "TINA LOOK!" so I turned to see an OSTRICH HALF WAY INSIDE MY WINDOW!!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!! I was like on top of Danielle and the people in the car behind us were crackin' up I nearly DIED!
I regain composure and we continue driving through checkin' out all the aminals. We come to this one part where you can go two ways so we choose one way.
Once you pay you can go through as many times as you like so when we finished we went through one more time to go through the other trail that was missed. The second time through THE DONKEYS WERE HAVING A HUGE ORGY hahaha and then the zebra tried to mount the donkey! we were like... HEY BUDDY!
We kept the windows up through the ostriches.....
So we get to the trail we missed and what not and there were BUFFALO sheesh this one had HUGE CAJONES haha it was hilarious. Then this other buffalo came to danielle's side and she was afraid to feed it so I leaned over to feed it IT STUCK ITS TONGUE OUT TO GET IT AND IT WAS ATLEAST 7 INCHES LONG.... it licked part of the window and DANIELLE hahahahahhahaha 2 pts d- yell!!!!
Another Zebra comes to the window and I teach Danielle how to feed them since they are like regular horses and we have fun feeding it.
Well then we get out again and park to go to the petting zoo.... SHEESH little suckers.... We walk in and there are PRECIOUS little baby goat things laying around I would guess their momma. Well I, with bag of food in hand, kneel down to pet them.... OUT OF NO WHERE COMES A GIANT GOAT AND ATTACKS MY BAG.... it took a HUGE chunk... OUT OF THE BAG... not the food. the bag. I was like...retard!
After awhile we leave and jam out to Cher with the windows down hair flyin haha it was so fun. Danielle, I got you babe! lol !!!
We are hoping not to be late to driving school and it was already about 5:20 so we stop by my house and I change and get my stuff and then we take off to their house so danielle can change and get her stuff too. We arrive on time and the rain was POURING DOWN.
It was a fun day in driver's ed. I am now signed up to drive tomorrow from 10-12 I dont know which driver is taking that shift though.... 10 inches Danielle!!!! hahaha
Well that was our adventure I always have fun with my Danielley! hahahaha Look for another update wednesday night. hehehe
*~T~*