He pwns... and his ass needs to get a beer with me. Today.

horrible last minute gift ideas for people you don't like.

cafe press

props to scooter on "i friended your mom"

Apparently an indictment.

CNN

articleIt is about damn time businesses started taking a fucking stand. Some parents need to take a fucking pill and realize that just because they had unprotected sex, they are not entitled to letting their little fucking monsters do as they please out in public. Nothing I hate more than having to babysit some prick's dumb kid because he's "on ( Read more... )

Basically, a 25% raise, 401k, a free meal daily, and a bigger and better company. Kick ass.

Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby

Making False Statements (x2)
Perjury (x2)
Obstruction of Justice (x1)

Five counts.

CNN
FOX News
MSNBC
CBS
ABC

PDFs
Press Release
Indictment
Media Advisory

Mike Hatch runs for governor.

story

This guy has got some serious balls. I mean, if mine were that big... wow...

http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/5682706.html

I don't really even know where to go with this one, except that it still isn't this funny.

"Minneapolis offers a special welcome to you who are coming here to live and to work."


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After another exciting night of Wikipedia browsing, I'd like to give a shout-out to my parents for giving me the wonderful memories of the NES and SNES, the two defining moments that brought me into geekdom.