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[socketgoat]

I'm only writing this because I'm bored.  I think I should throw that out there so that when you read it you wont expect much, you wont be wondering if I'm a good writer or not, or whether this is going to be worth your time or if I have something really, really important to say, for instance, about the election of America's first African-American

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[the_meg_theory]

I ALSO WANTED TO BE A MUSICAL TRUCK DRIVER.

No, jk, I didn't.

But I did read this.

And comment.

[socketgoat]

You know why you didn't? 'Cause you're not cool enough! HA!
:P

Thanks for reading, and commenting, and telling me you did both ;)

[socketgoat]

So first of all, I found two typos. That makes me awesome.

Second, thanks for comparing me to your grandparents. Good to know my opinion matters. Btw you suck as a writer. So there!

Third, your last statement is ironic considering NJ is the most densely populated state per sq. mile in the country. With that in mind it can't be that hard to make friends. You know, if you try. I can't really talk because I'm socially awkward as well, but then again I'm not the one saying I want friends.

Last, I love you. You cock-juggling thunder cunt you! <3