Dick-tionary - Taking suggestins
This is actually really long, so I'm cutting it. I'd be happy to consider suggested terms, of take terms people think sound awesome and give them a meaning if that's lacking, or anything else really.
On the topic of errors, I know, I ere all the time when I'm typing.
Entry number 1 in Juniper's dick-tionary: Gush - What happens to skanky dirty whores when they get pimp slapped, cause it just turn them on so damn much. Example: "God that hurt, I'm so wet now, I'm just gushing!"
Dick-tionary entry the second: Successories - This term refers to any accessory that aids the wearer in their effectiveness and and or success. Glasses, prosthesis (assuming their the cool usable kinds, that gets walked on or has hooks or grabbers or something), cleavage highlighting jewelry, and padded bras.
Dick-tionary entry the third: Qwerty - A word that has nothing what so ever to do with female ejaculation. - Example: "That was some pretty good sex last night, I've never been with a girl that ejaculates like that before. It's hot knowing I got it right." - Note the lack of qwerty being mentioned in the context of ejaculation.
Dick-tionary entry the fourth: Exploring Mathematics - Math for the art department and other retards. A term used derogatorily about another's intelligence, or to comment that they were being momentarily stupid or spacey. Example sentence: "The day Andrew and Ari tap danced on aquariums was a real exploration in mathematics."
Dick-tionary entry the fifth: Squelch - This term describes either an act or the sound caused by said act. If a ho is getting in your face about shit, or otherwise annoying you she can be squelched (shut up) via insertion of just about anything into any wet orifice, she has to be a pretty skanky ho for the the sound to actually occur, but one can always hope. Example: "Squelched, Bitch. Now I gotta wash this."
Dick-tionary entry number now: Working it out - masturbation as tension relief. Because orgasms are relaxing, calming, and ease tension. Example: "You seem upset, maybe you should work it out?" Note, This also works with mutual masturbation: "Maybe I can help you work that out."
Dick-tionary entry the seventh: Addickt - A person who just can't get enough dick, is interested in many simultaneous dicks, and or can not stop thinking about dick."
Example: "Yeah, Fingercuffs, she's a total addickt.
Note: The lack of appropriate times in my life to say 'cum slut', really burns my biscuits.
Dick-tionary entry the eighth: Sexventures - Adventures in sex, it could be used to talk about anything an individual or couple has never done before sexually, but more specifically refers to high risk sex, anything that takes place somewhere you're very likely to be found, very likely to fall to your death from, has a higher than 70% likelihood of contracting HIV, or that has a high risk of electrocution counts.
Example: "I hear sticking your dick in a power outlet is a pretty fun sexventure."
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Synonyms: living a little, experimentation, sexcapades, the ultimate glory.
Dick-tionary entry the ninth: Buck - A unit of currency earned in any profession involving fucking. Whores and lawyers are most notable earners of bucks. Other than in fucking instances money should not be referred to as 'buck', it will make you sound low class. Example: "Hey, I just made 50 bucks the easy way!"
Dick-tionary entry the tenth: Drooltastic - Anything so compelling you can no longer control your own spittle. Commonly drooltastic events include, face fulls of tits, squelching, cranes in their natural habitats, eating out.
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Example: "I think baby rape is gross, but Sean seems to find it totally drooltastic based on the puddle."
Dick-tionary entry the 11th: Marine biologist - One who biologizes marines or preforms biologizm, this term is largely applicable to an prostitute working in a naval port, but more specific to prostitutes who specialize in work with marines. Note: This term also applies to anyone dating a marine. Example: "Joe seems more relaxed since the bioligizm he got done in the last port."
Dick-tionary entry the 12th: Personal debriefing - Unlike a standard debriefing, which may or may not be handled privately, a *personal* debriefing refers to the removal of someone's briefs.
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Example: "Thomas, I'd like to have a personal debriefing with you. After the meeting be in my office!"
Dick-tionary entry the 13th: Magnum-opus - The biggest jizz you ever force into a condom. The condom does not have to be a magnum, any brand will do. It is not a magnum-opus if it isn't released into a condom though, regardless of quantity.
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Example: "Dude, I think I popped it, magnum-opus for sure!"
Dick-tionary entry 13: Teeny-bopper - Most often (but not exclusively) a person between the ages of 11 and 14. Their basic attributes include, lack of respect or appreciation for anyone outside their perceived age bracket, difficulty carrying meaningful conversation, their thoughts appear easily influenced, and they giggle far more than any member of polite society is comfortably with.
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Example: "I called some kid a teeny-bopper the other day... I wish boppers came with mute buttons. They can't even stop boppin' when they're arguing with you."
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Note: anyone of any age can be a teeny-bopper, but as a bopper gets older people will receive their behavior with less and less grace. No one likes a 25 year old teeny-bopper, they grate on nearly everyone's nerves.
Dick-tionary entry 14: Suppose-itory - The things we think about inserting into our likely or unlikely orifices. Either because we enjoy the thought exercise, the fantasy, or we're working up or nerves for the real plunge. Face it, just because you probably wouldn't put a hamster in your anus, doesn't mean you wouldn't think about it.
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Example: "When I need a good suppose-itory, I like to think about veggies!"
Dick-tionary entry 15: Winnema - there are enemas and there are *enemas*, if you had a good time chances are it was a winnema, if you went in expecting to have an unpleasant time and then ended up having a good time than that's a really big *winnema*, and you're a winner, in every enema sense of the word!
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Example: "It really clears your head."
Dick-tionary entry 16: Tub-girl - as in the act of tub-girling, or to tub-girl someone. Tub-girling is when you lure someone in with the claim of something enjoyable, only to dash their hopes and break their hearts with something shockingly upsetting (and often disgusting).
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Example: "All I wanted was a sweet full body shot, and instead that bitch tub-girled me."
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Note: This term is also well applied in cases of surprise crane snuff.
Dick-tionary entry 17: Warm injection - Any time a lover ('buddy') comes inside you, they give you a friendly (or not) warm injection.
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Example: "She's (ari) got a total wizard's sleeve* ever since she started getting warm injections from that blue whale."
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Note: This term is borrowed and reapplied from an Alison Moyet song, which is so terrible and the lyric itself so disgusting I can't even recommend it less.
*Dick-tionary sub entry 1: Wizard's sleeve - A very large and or loose vagina, possibly stretched or fucked out of it's original shape.
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Example: "She's (ari) got a total wizard's sleeve ever since she started getting warm injections from that blue whale."
Dick-tionary entry 18: Monyoumount - referring either to a bizarre subset of the frotteurism fetish, which involves humping monuments, or used in slang terms as a come of, asking both for a mount and implying the areas to be mounted are either large or at least grand.
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Example: "Monyoumount? Just lay back and think of your country, baby."
Dick-tionary entry 18: Roman showers - Like a golden shower, but with vomit! This term is mostly associated with emetophilia, where in an emetophiliac or someone with related tenancies might either wish to be vomited on, vomit on someone else, view, or listen to vomiting.
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Example: "I made *our* favorite dessert for us tonight, a gift from me to you. I can't wait till you give me my roman shower, later."
Dick-tionary entry 19: Prostitastic - A word that describes those things that you both enjoy and feel shame, degradation, or dirtiness over. Guilty pleasures, such as, but not limited to, tentacle porn, twinkies, race car movies, gay sex, and chick flicks.
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Example: "I love it when he comes on my face, it's prostitastic as fuck."
Dick-tionary entry 20: Confessophilia - Where in a confessophiliac would receive sexual gratification when sexually stimulating them self inside a confessional, probably with a priest actively attempting to take their confession, either gaining pleasure listening to the priest, or with the knowledge that the priest is hearing them masturbating.
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Example: "Hey, other dude-priest-guys, are all these confessophiliacs getting you as hard as they are me?!"
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Note: that example is, T-Rex as a priest having to fend off confessophiliacs (to his hearts content).
Dick-tionary entry 21: Spunkernickel - The name used to describe the piece of toast involved in a toast off*.
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Example: "You lose man, so go on, munch up that spunkernickel."
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Sub entry 2: Toast off - A race in which two or more individuals jack off over a piece of toast, the loser is whoever hasn't come by the time the other participants have ejaculated, the loser has to eat the toast.
Dick-tionary entry 22: Nogasm - Ejaculation without orgasm, rather like a creamy urination, in other words, a situation where no one has a good time.
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Example: "We went to the arcade earlier, but all the ddr machines were broken, such a nogasm. "
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Note: sorry, i'll clean that up . . .
Dick-tionary entry 23: Mangina - Any part of a man that someone might stuff something inside of (this term rarely applies to mouths, which are more commonly referred to as mouthginas), is otherwise especially loving, or Ari.
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Example: "Stacy, don't call it a mangina when he goes down on you, call it his mouthgina. Unless . . . Are you gay?"
Dick-tionary entry 24: Little man in the boat - A clitoris.
Suggesting a vaginal shaped boat, and a little man standing to the north end.
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Example: "The little man in the boat is up (^) here, man.
Dick-tionary entry 25: Testacular - Something that totally awesomely requires major balls. Base jumping, traveling through time in the buff in order to face nearly certain death, selling an organ (for some randomly awesome reason), suspensions.
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Example: "Dude, you opted to get into a fight with Chuck Norris? He would have killed you if he hadn't been so impressed with how testacular you are!"
Dick-tionary Entry 26: Whorecast - Migrations and traffic patterns of whores on an given street on any given day.
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Example: "The seven day whorecast shows that Saturday and Sunday are days to stay off Main street if you don't want to be swimming in dirty cooch."
Dick-tionary entry 27: Loller - An inappropriately timed laugh which is beyond your control. A loller would normally happen in such a setting that other people would be likely to judge you for your laugh. This word could be likened to the laugh version of a boner.
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Example: "When they opened the casket and I saw the cravat I got a total loller."
Dick-tionary entry 28: Technosexual - One who either feels they are a robot/android trapped in a human body, would like to be a robot, or is sexually attracted to robots.
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Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_fetishism
Dick-tionary entry 29: The John Hurt Moment - Any moment where a creature living inside of you bursts through your body to freedom, especially applicable to giving birth. Specifically derived from Alien, when the first chest burster burst out of John Hurt's chest.
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Example: "Did your water break? Are we coming up on the John Hurt moment?"
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Synonyms: Horror Porn, squeezing one out, the end of the good times.
Dick-tionary update 30: Shaking - Inspired by the tremblings, jostling, and shaking one may exhibited during masturbation. This term is used to allude to someone masturbating, via talking about how they're shaking.
Example: "Why are you shaking?"
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Note: This term was coined by Jamie, the first time she watched secretary. When James spader was wanking it over what's her face Jamie asked, "Why's he shaking?"
Dick-tionary entry 31: Cake - As in "not pie," as in "not pussy." Which is to say, some people like pie and some people like cake, but the dudes who like cake are gay.
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Example: "I wanna eat Sean's cake."
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Note: Andy, it's ok to be gay, we <3 you.
Dick-tionary entry 31: Inflation - A cunnilingus technique you should never attempt, because reverse queef isn't something anyone wants.
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Example: "I date girls now, they know better than to try inflation, I'm not a fuckin' balloon."
Dick-tionary entry 32: Run-Jamie-Run - A game where in the participants include Jamie, a large bottle of vegetable oil, Sean, and anyone else willing to degrade themselves by playing.
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Example sentence: "Jamie, you wanna play?"
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Note: See also: Gas Station
Dick-tionary entry 33: Gas Station - Somewhere one (Jamie) goes to get filled up.
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Example: "Hey, did you see (fill) Jamie at the Gas Station last night?"
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Note: Watch out for oil spills and slicks.
Dick-tionary entry 34: Corkscrew - A word that describes the sex had when the party being penetrated is already full of tampon.
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Example: "A corkscrew is better than no screw at all, and anyway, at least I didn't get blood all over my dick."
Dick-tionary entry 35: Flooreo - A cookie found lying on the floor,most probably at least somewhat dirty. Classicly an Oreo or othersandwich cookie, but any sufficiently skanky floor cookie still counts.
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Example: "I can't believe you actually let me eat a flooreo lastnight.", "I can't believe you actually got that drunk last night."
Dick-tionary entry 36: The two finger salute - Which refers to digitalpenetration of the vagina, most specifically the come hither approach(which is why it's two fingers as apposed to a more varied number,since you could finger with any number), clearly a play on the morecommon and less friendly "one finger salute", the primary differencebetween the two salutes being in the case of the single digit it getsyou punched, and in the case of a double it gets you drenched.
Dick-tionary entry 37: Spaghetti girl - A chick who claims to betotally straight, but either is waiting on initiation , or would bewilling to screw other girls if she was randy enough. In other words,straight till she's wet.-Example: "So after Tommy left last night, I found out that Cindy is a total spaghetti girl."
Dick-tionary entry 38: Breakfast in bed -A much debated term with two possible meanings (other than theliteral), when an offer or suggestion of breakfast in bed is made yourpartner may be referring to oral sex, or they may be referring to planB, the contextual distinction is fine at best.-Note: If your partner is a vegan, they almost certainly mean the former.
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Example: "Bangers and mash?"
Dick-tionary entry 39: Vegan - A lesbian, or at least 50/50 (some male vegans are gay, but those that aren't also tend to be lesbians). Taken from the notion of "Girls who like to eat tofu", or "tofu eaters",deriving it's slang usage from the idea of eating tofu *instead*.
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Example: "I'm a vegan, can I have some tofu?"
On the topic of errors, I know, I ere all the time when I'm typing.
Entry number 1 in Juniper's dick-tionary: Gush - What happens to skanky dirty whores when they get pimp slapped, cause it just turn them on so damn much. Example: "God that hurt, I'm so wet now, I'm just gushing!"
Dick-tionary entry the second: Successories - This term refers to any accessory that aids the wearer in their effectiveness and and or success. Glasses, prosthesis (assuming their the cool usable kinds, that gets walked on or has hooks or grabbers or something), cleavage highlighting jewelry, and padded bras.
Dick-tionary entry the third: Qwerty - A word that has nothing what so ever to do with female ejaculation. - Example: "That was some pretty good sex last night, I've never been with a girl that ejaculates like that before. It's hot knowing I got it right." - Note the lack of qwerty being mentioned in the context of ejaculation.
Dick-tionary entry the fourth: Exploring Mathematics - Math for the art department and other retards. A term used derogatorily about another's intelligence, or to comment that they were being momentarily stupid or spacey. Example sentence: "The day Andrew and Ari tap danced on aquariums was a real exploration in mathematics."
Dick-tionary entry the fifth: Squelch - This term describes either an act or the sound caused by said act. If a ho is getting in your face about shit, or otherwise annoying you she can be squelched (shut up) via insertion of just about anything into any wet orifice, she has to be a pretty skanky ho for the the sound to actually occur, but one can always hope. Example: "Squelched, Bitch. Now I gotta wash this."
Dick-tionary entry number now: Working it out - masturbation as tension relief. Because orgasms are relaxing, calming, and ease tension. Example: "You seem upset, maybe you should work it out?" Note, This also works with mutual masturbation: "Maybe I can help you work that out."
Dick-tionary entry the seventh: Addickt - A person who just can't get enough dick, is interested in many simultaneous dicks, and or can not stop thinking about dick."
Example: "Yeah, Fingercuffs, she's a total addickt.
Note: The lack of appropriate times in my life to say 'cum slut', really burns my biscuits.
Dick-tionary entry the eighth: Sexventures - Adventures in sex, it could be used to talk about anything an individual or couple has never done before sexually, but more specifically refers to high risk sex, anything that takes place somewhere you're very likely to be found, very likely to fall to your death from, has a higher than 70% likelihood of contracting HIV, or that has a high risk of electrocution counts.
Example: "I hear sticking your dick in a power outlet is a pretty fun sexventure."
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Synonyms: living a little, experimentation, sexcapades, the ultimate glory.
Dick-tionary entry the ninth: Buck - A unit of currency earned in any profession involving fucking. Whores and lawyers are most notable earners of bucks. Other than in fucking instances money should not be referred to as 'buck', it will make you sound low class. Example: "Hey, I just made 50 bucks the easy way!"
Dick-tionary entry the tenth: Drooltastic - Anything so compelling you can no longer control your own spittle. Commonly drooltastic events include, face fulls of tits, squelching, cranes in their natural habitats, eating out.
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Example: "I think baby rape is gross, but Sean seems to find it totally drooltastic based on the puddle."
Dick-tionary entry the 11th: Marine biologist - One who biologizes marines or preforms biologizm, this term is largely applicable to an prostitute working in a naval port, but more specific to prostitutes who specialize in work with marines. Note: This term also applies to anyone dating a marine. Example: "Joe seems more relaxed since the bioligizm he got done in the last port."
Dick-tionary entry the 12th: Personal debriefing - Unlike a standard debriefing, which may or may not be handled privately, a *personal* debriefing refers to the removal of someone's briefs.
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Example: "Thomas, I'd like to have a personal debriefing with you. After the meeting be in my office!"
Dick-tionary entry the 13th: Magnum-opus - The biggest jizz you ever force into a condom. The condom does not have to be a magnum, any brand will do. It is not a magnum-opus if it isn't released into a condom though, regardless of quantity.
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Example: "Dude, I think I popped it, magnum-opus for sure!"
Dick-tionary entry 13: Teeny-bopper - Most often (but not exclusively) a person between the ages of 11 and 14. Their basic attributes include, lack of respect or appreciation for anyone outside their perceived age bracket, difficulty carrying meaningful conversation, their thoughts appear easily influenced, and they giggle far more than any member of polite society is comfortably with.
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Example: "I called some kid a teeny-bopper the other day... I wish boppers came with mute buttons. They can't even stop boppin' when they're arguing with you."
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Note: anyone of any age can be a teeny-bopper, but as a bopper gets older people will receive their behavior with less and less grace. No one likes a 25 year old teeny-bopper, they grate on nearly everyone's nerves.
Dick-tionary entry 14: Suppose-itory - The things we think about inserting into our likely or unlikely orifices. Either because we enjoy the thought exercise, the fantasy, or we're working up or nerves for the real plunge. Face it, just because you probably wouldn't put a hamster in your anus, doesn't mean you wouldn't think about it.
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Example: "When I need a good suppose-itory, I like to think about veggies!"
Dick-tionary entry 15: Winnema - there are enemas and there are *enemas*, if you had a good time chances are it was a winnema, if you went in expecting to have an unpleasant time and then ended up having a good time than that's a really big *winnema*, and you're a winner, in every enema sense of the word!
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Example: "It really clears your head."
Dick-tionary entry 16: Tub-girl - as in the act of tub-girling, or to tub-girl someone. Tub-girling is when you lure someone in with the claim of something enjoyable, only to dash their hopes and break their hearts with something shockingly upsetting (and often disgusting).
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Example: "All I wanted was a sweet full body shot, and instead that bitch tub-girled me."
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Note: This term is also well applied in cases of surprise crane snuff.
Dick-tionary entry 17: Warm injection - Any time a lover ('buddy') comes inside you, they give you a friendly (or not) warm injection.
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Example: "She's (ari) got a total wizard's sleeve* ever since she started getting warm injections from that blue whale."
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Note: This term is borrowed and reapplied from an Alison Moyet song, which is so terrible and the lyric itself so disgusting I can't even recommend it less.
*Dick-tionary sub entry 1: Wizard's sleeve - A very large and or loose vagina, possibly stretched or fucked out of it's original shape.
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Example: "She's (ari) got a total wizard's sleeve ever since she started getting warm injections from that blue whale."
Dick-tionary entry 18: Monyoumount - referring either to a bizarre subset of the frotteurism fetish, which involves humping monuments, or used in slang terms as a come of, asking both for a mount and implying the areas to be mounted are either large or at least grand.
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Example: "Monyoumount? Just lay back and think of your country, baby."
Dick-tionary entry 18: Roman showers - Like a golden shower, but with vomit! This term is mostly associated with emetophilia, where in an emetophiliac or someone with related tenancies might either wish to be vomited on, vomit on someone else, view, or listen to vomiting.
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Example: "I made *our* favorite dessert for us tonight, a gift from me to you. I can't wait till you give me my roman shower, later."
Dick-tionary entry 19: Prostitastic - A word that describes those things that you both enjoy and feel shame, degradation, or dirtiness over. Guilty pleasures, such as, but not limited to, tentacle porn, twinkies, race car movies, gay sex, and chick flicks.
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Example: "I love it when he comes on my face, it's prostitastic as fuck."
Dick-tionary entry 20: Confessophilia - Where in a confessophiliac would receive sexual gratification when sexually stimulating them self inside a confessional, probably with a priest actively attempting to take their confession, either gaining pleasure listening to the priest, or with the knowledge that the priest is hearing them masturbating.
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Example: "Hey, other dude-priest-guys, are all these confessophiliacs getting you as hard as they are me?!"
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Note: that example is, T-Rex as a priest having to fend off confessophiliacs (to his hearts content).
Dick-tionary entry 21: Spunkernickel - The name used to describe the piece of toast involved in a toast off*.
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Example: "You lose man, so go on, munch up that spunkernickel."
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Sub entry 2: Toast off - A race in which two or more individuals jack off over a piece of toast, the loser is whoever hasn't come by the time the other participants have ejaculated, the loser has to eat the toast.
Dick-tionary entry 22: Nogasm - Ejaculation without orgasm, rather like a creamy urination, in other words, a situation where no one has a good time.
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Example: "We went to the arcade earlier, but all the ddr machines were broken, such a nogasm. "
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Note: sorry, i'll clean that up . . .
Dick-tionary entry 23: Mangina - Any part of a man that someone might stuff something inside of (this term rarely applies to mouths, which are more commonly referred to as mouthginas), is otherwise especially loving, or Ari.
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Example: "Stacy, don't call it a mangina when he goes down on you, call it his mouthgina. Unless . . . Are you gay?"
Dick-tionary entry 24: Little man in the boat - A clitoris.
Suggesting a vaginal shaped boat, and a little man standing to the north end.
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Example: "The little man in the boat is up (^) here, man.
Dick-tionary entry 25: Testacular - Something that totally awesomely requires major balls. Base jumping, traveling through time in the buff in order to face nearly certain death, selling an organ (for some randomly awesome reason), suspensions.
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Example: "Dude, you opted to get into a fight with Chuck Norris? He would have killed you if he hadn't been so impressed with how testacular you are!"
Dick-tionary Entry 26: Whorecast - Migrations and traffic patterns of whores on an given street on any given day.
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Example: "The seven day whorecast shows that Saturday and Sunday are days to stay off Main street if you don't want to be swimming in dirty cooch."
Dick-tionary entry 27: Loller - An inappropriately timed laugh which is beyond your control. A loller would normally happen in such a setting that other people would be likely to judge you for your laugh. This word could be likened to the laugh version of a boner.
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Example: "When they opened the casket and I saw the cravat I got a total loller."
Dick-tionary entry 28: Technosexual - One who either feels they are a robot/android trapped in a human body, would like to be a robot, or is sexually attracted to robots.
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Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_fetishism
Dick-tionary entry 29: The John Hurt Moment - Any moment where a creature living inside of you bursts through your body to freedom, especially applicable to giving birth. Specifically derived from Alien, when the first chest burster burst out of John Hurt's chest.
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Example: "Did your water break? Are we coming up on the John Hurt moment?"
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Synonyms: Horror Porn, squeezing one out, the end of the good times.
Dick-tionary update 30: Shaking - Inspired by the tremblings, jostling, and shaking one may exhibited during masturbation. This term is used to allude to someone masturbating, via talking about how they're shaking.
Example: "Why are you shaking?"
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Note: This term was coined by Jamie, the first time she watched secretary. When James spader was wanking it over what's her face Jamie asked, "Why's he shaking?"
Dick-tionary entry 31: Cake - As in "not pie," as in "not pussy." Which is to say, some people like pie and some people like cake, but the dudes who like cake are gay.
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Example: "I wanna eat Sean's cake."
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Note: Andy, it's ok to be gay, we <3 you.
Dick-tionary entry 31: Inflation - A cunnilingus technique you should never attempt, because reverse queef isn't something anyone wants.
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Example: "I date girls now, they know better than to try inflation, I'm not a fuckin' balloon."
Dick-tionary entry 32: Run-Jamie-Run - A game where in the participants include Jamie, a large bottle of vegetable oil, Sean, and anyone else willing to degrade themselves by playing.
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Example sentence: "Jamie, you wanna play?"
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Note: See also: Gas Station
Dick-tionary entry 33: Gas Station - Somewhere one (Jamie) goes to get filled up.
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Example: "Hey, did you see (fill) Jamie at the Gas Station last night?"
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Note: Watch out for oil spills and slicks.
Dick-tionary entry 34: Corkscrew - A word that describes the sex had when the party being penetrated is already full of tampon.
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Example: "A corkscrew is better than no screw at all, and anyway, at least I didn't get blood all over my dick."
Dick-tionary entry 35: Flooreo - A cookie found lying on the floor,most probably at least somewhat dirty. Classicly an Oreo or othersandwich cookie, but any sufficiently skanky floor cookie still counts.
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Example: "I can't believe you actually let me eat a flooreo lastnight.", "I can't believe you actually got that drunk last night."
Dick-tionary entry 36: The two finger salute - Which refers to digitalpenetration of the vagina, most specifically the come hither approach(which is why it's two fingers as apposed to a more varied number,since you could finger with any number), clearly a play on the morecommon and less friendly "one finger salute", the primary differencebetween the two salutes being in the case of the single digit it getsyou punched, and in the case of a double it gets you drenched.
Dick-tionary entry 37: Spaghetti girl - A chick who claims to betotally straight, but either is waiting on initiation , or would bewilling to screw other girls if she was randy enough. In other words,straight till she's wet.-Example: "So after Tommy left last night, I found out that Cindy is a total spaghetti girl."
Dick-tionary entry 38: Breakfast in bed -A much debated term with two possible meanings (other than theliteral), when an offer or suggestion of breakfast in bed is made yourpartner may be referring to oral sex, or they may be referring to planB, the contextual distinction is fine at best.-Note: If your partner is a vegan, they almost certainly mean the former.
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Example: "Bangers and mash?"
Dick-tionary entry 39: Vegan - A lesbian, or at least 50/50 (some male vegans are gay, but those that aren't also tend to be lesbians). Taken from the notion of "Girls who like to eat tofu", or "tofu eaters",deriving it's slang usage from the idea of eating tofu *instead*.
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Example: "I'm a vegan, can I have some tofu?"