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[sockky]

This really hot chick at the library gave me her phone number today after I suavely stalked her for about an hour and a half. I was not expecting that at all. The day quickly went from average to sexy. The chances of me calling her are about 1/10,000, but I can at least stare at the little piece of paper with her number on it and feel a tiny bit of

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[surprisemyeyes_]

dont be a pussy, call her.

[sockky]

Ehhh...I don't really want to. For one, she lives kind of far away (I can tell by the area code), for two, she looked like she was a couple years older than me, and for three, I don't need a lady in my life making things much more complicated than they already are. I'm gonna keep the number though. She was really really hot. man.

[wapleconspiracy]

can you get a picture? She's got to be on the internet somewhere.

[sockky]

I've been looking. I only have a number and a (I presume) nickname, but that's not enough information for myspace or google. It's unfortunate, I'm already forgetting what she looked like. Good news is if I ever get super desperate I can always just call her.

[aanntthhoonnyy]

At the library? She was probably eating books. You shouldn't date bookeaters.

[sockky]

Actually, they had this pamphlet there that said people go to the library to read books, not eat them. You learn something new everyday. Unfortunately, I didn't see it until I was on my way out.

[wapleconspiracy]

CALL HER YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. It must have taken her just as much courage to hand you the number. Unless if she's one of those confident bitches, but then again, she's working at a library.

[sockky]

I doubt it was a huge deal for her. She didn't work at the library, first of all. She was wearing an extremely hot, tight, and expensive looking short dress that barely went half-way down her thighs and had her hair in a perfectly tousled, expensive looking mess. She walked around in this deliberate, confident way with expensive looking shoes quietly slapping on the ground with every step. She looked like she smells really good, too, in an expensive kind of way. Top it off with her number having a 503 area code, I bet she's got plenty of attractive Portland guys dying to give her a call. Maybe I'm wrong, but she didn't look the kind of girl who's starved for attention.

[wapleconspiracy]

oh okay, I don't know why I assumed she worked there. nm, jk, lol

she sounds really witchy in the nicest way. It's enough that you cherish it I suppose.

[aanntthhoonnyy]

Reading this was the last thing I did before going to bed last night and I had a dream about this hot girl:

I invited both you and her over to my house along with some other folks. once you all got there though, everyone turned into children, maybe 9 years of age. Three people didn't turn into children though - me, you, and the hot girl. Ms. Tresvan told me to help Hot Girl babysit the kids while you went out for pizza, so we kept them all company by teaching them a card game. It was a very slow and boring game, but Hot Girl told me to teach it to you once I woke up.

So, here are the rules as I remember them:

1. First, the dealer passes out either 7 or 9 cards to each player.

2. Players look at their hand and discard any cards with prime numbers on them. Aces count as prime, face cards do not.

3. Whoever dealt the hand wins the round.

...wanna play?

[tearsfromthehrt]

hahahhahah i love your dreams.

[sockky]

Hey, we can play it at the beach! Although I don't think I'd last more than three rounds before tossing you into the ocean for inventing the game in the first place.

Speaking of the beach, can you believe that it was a whole YEAR ago that were last there and we set up those dominos and you made a little video of them all falling over? I think we were also listening to the Unicorns at the time... that seems like just a couple months ago.

[aanntthhoonnyy]

Really? It feels like several years ago to me. Especially since I don't remember anything about it except what you just told me. I can swear we were both 15 when I made that video. Oh well.

I'll bring even more new music this year. Are you going to bring your X-Box to play DVDs? I think you should bring FLCL since I haven't seen it in a while, and I'll bring Paranoia Agent.

I vote that we survive without Pokemon this year. heh.

[stirfry182]

Even I wouldnt have the balls to call her. I understand.