Oh god, Judge Judy into the mix. How utterly perfect.
“They’ve gotten me confused with some twit from a Mother Goose comic who’s got the personality of a goat and an IQ of 4. AND they’ve demanded that I have indiscriminate sex with all their original characters!”
And additional BWAHAHAHAHA! to the whole thing. Aw, Judge Judy, you're sorely needed right now. (And I actually hadn't thought of that re: Connor/Illyria... ewwww. Bored ewwww.)
Other thoughts: Nice to see Darla and Dru moving on from lawyers to the jury itself.
Connor looks like Justin Beiber. Or that could just be because I've been sniggering at the "Three Year Old Cries Over Justin Beiber" video on Youtube all day, knowing that I could have manipulated the baby sister into similar behavior back in the day.
Dawn didn't get a proper airing of grievances, though I don't know if there's precedent for legal action because of transformation into a centaur. Outside of Hogworts, that is.
For some reason, I expected Xander to be flattered by the Nick Fury confusion, and go into a bad Samuel L. Jackson impression reciting the Ezekiel speech from Pulp Fiction. With donuts as props.
Let's see, Connor's a...(*thinks*) he's a My Scene Barbie doll, made by Mattel to compete with the Bratz dolls. I couldn't find anything else that looked like a Connor. Dawn got to tell him about her horse vagina in the previous episode, so I decided to let her testify off-camera. ;D
With donuts as props.
Hee! I think after a few minutes of wearing that sweaty black eye patch, he'd opt to trade it in for a nice glass eyeball.
Why, thank ya'! It was exhausting work, but weird and fun. I'd be setting up a scene and the damn phone would ring, and it'd be my mom, and I'd tell her, "I can't talk now. I'm making a doll out of a baloney sandwich."
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But Judge Judy getting on DH's ass is now a happy fantasy turned reality, so that made me feel better. That, and a couple tums.
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“They’ve gotten me confused with some twit from a Mother Goose comic who’s got the personality of a goat and an IQ of 4. AND they’ve demanded that I have indiscriminate sex with all their original characters!”
That's right Spikey, cross those good arms.
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Mwaha, Judge Judy kicks so much butt. I loooooved using her!
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I forgot to mention Eddie Haskell "snorfles".
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BWAH!
And additional BWAHAHAHAHA! to the whole thing. Aw, Judge Judy, you're sorely needed right now. (And I actually hadn't thought of that re: Connor/Illyria... ewwww. Bored ewwww.)
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That baloney meat was almost impossible to pose. It kept sliding out of its toothpick moorings and flopping over.
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Connor looks like Justin Beiber. Or that could just be because I've been sniggering at the "Three Year Old Cries Over Justin Beiber" video on Youtube all day, knowing that I could have manipulated the baby sister into similar behavior back in the day.
Dawn didn't get a proper airing of grievances, though I don't know if there's precedent for legal action because of transformation into a centaur. Outside of Hogworts, that is.
For some reason, I expected Xander to be flattered by the Nick Fury confusion, and go into a bad Samuel L. Jackson impression reciting the Ezekiel speech from Pulp Fiction. With donuts as props.
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With donuts as props.
Hee! I think after a few minutes of wearing that sweaty black eye patch, he'd opt to trade it in for a nice glass eyeball.
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Magnificent - and so, so true. You rock. Again. A lot.
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