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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a head trip on some really bad acid! It’s…
BTVS ISSUE 39!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE…!”
“…EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEAAA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“I’m Eddie Hope.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“…AAAAAEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA…!”
“Begone, Flying Toothed Kotex With Wings! YOU ATTACKED MOTHER.”
“Your real work isn’t done yet, Father.”
“Gaze upon the Seed of Wonder. It is our doorway from the old world into the new.”
“I don’t understand, New Son Who Has Totally Replaced Connor.”
“It’s all quite simple. The real Me wasn’t born yet. I’m an entire universe who exists in reverse and ages sideways, and am able to manipulate people into copulating without their knowledge or permission, which is somehow not considered multiple rape by the Dark Horse staff The Powers That Claim To Be. Luckily, at the last minute I was able to grow a fifth penis and impregnate myself.”
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I pinch your head!”
“Yes, you do that…and I’ll simply pop on a G.I. Joe head and be right back in business.”
“Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...”
“Nyuuuuuuuuuuugh...”
“Wheeeeeeeeeeeze…”
“Gluuuuuurg…”
“…Wait, are you sure we aren’t just f*%#&ing again?”
SPLORT
“Take THAT, gross ovum thingy!”
“Oh noes! We lost connection with Riverdale Sunnydale!”
“Calling Doctor Bombay! Calling Doctor Bombay! Emergency; come right away!”
“Y’know what? Fuck this shit. Budgie Two, take us out of orbit. Ahead warp factor twelve, Mister Tweety.”
~end~
The Complete Fiddley Bits Theater Collection
BTVS ISSUE 39!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE…!”
“…EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEAAA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIA…!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“I’m Eddie Hope.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!”
“…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!”
“…AAAAAEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA…!”
“Begone, Flying Toothed Kotex With Wings! YOU ATTACKED MOTHER.”
“Your real work isn’t done yet, Father.”
“Gaze upon the Seed of Wonder. It is our doorway from the old world into the new.”
“I don’t understand, New Son Who Has Totally Replaced Connor.”
“It’s all quite simple. The real Me wasn’t born yet. I’m an entire universe who exists in reverse and ages sideways, and am able to manipulate people into copulating without their knowledge or permission, which is somehow not considered multiple rape by the Dark Horse staff The Powers That Claim To Be. Luckily, at the last minute I was able to grow a fifth penis and impregnate myself.”
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I pinch your head!”
“Yes, you do that…and I’ll simply pop on a G.I. Joe head and be right back in business.”
“Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...”
“Nyuuuuuuuuuuugh...”
“Wheeeeeeeeeeeze…”
“Gluuuuuurg…”
“…Wait, are you sure we aren’t just f*%#&ing again?”
SPLORT
“Take THAT, gross ovum thingy!”
“Oh noes! We lost connection with Riverdale Sunnydale!”
“Calling Doctor Bombay! Calling Doctor Bombay! Emergency; come right away!”
“Y’know what? Fuck this shit. Budgie Two, take us out of orbit. Ahead warp factor twelve, Mister Tweety.”
~end~
The Complete Fiddley Bits Theater Collection