The Prince of Darkness before Ozzie

[socks]

And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole

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[whoregasms]

Wow, today I saw two random girls in Invader Zim sweaters holding hands. I lol'd at thought of that copypasta "i'm bi if u dun liek it deal w/ it"

I also read in Seventeen once that when girls do that shit with guys it's because of insecurity within themselves. I don't think this applies to you, but it's something to consider.

[socks]

Gosh Maria, i'm bi if u dun liek it deal w/ it.
And I think I may have already taken that into consideration. I'm not alone, Jessica has felt like that too. D: And she has less of a reason to, she's a good lookn' cat.

[yankcrimee]

This one time I was downtown for a show and there were this two STUPID looking girls holding hands. They had bindis and pink hair. My friend goes, "Hey... Are you guys lesbians?" One of the girls spit at him and went, "FUCK YOU, STRAIGHT PERSON!!!!!!"

[socks]

LMAO, THAT'S GREAT

[allyraito]

Oh mah soul.
That paragraph was just so beautiful I could eat it.

[socks]

Agreed.