Nothing's better

[socrateswarrior]

Nothing's better than reading the best of Craigslist at 12:34 PM, looking over at my roommate sitting on the couch wearing a breath mask (the kind you saw people in Asia wearing during the SARS scare) staring at you

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[amaskforophelia]

You should pull it back and snap him in the face with it while he's sleeping.

And please. WTF.