Title: Time that's wasted
Author:
starflowersRecipient:
quintenttsyRating: High R, I think.
Word Count: A little over 18,000
Disclaimer/Warnings: I don't own any of the Disney films butchered in this, or any of the people portrayed in it. There is some sexual content, as well as the obligatory bad language.
Prompt: Faeries! And other supernatural creatures, like elves and witches and selkie and succubi/incubi, and also the obligatory vampires and werewolves and ghosts. And I have kind of a massive weakness for toppy!Kevin/cockslut!Mike. Oh, and, purely because akire mentioned it, SPACE PIRATES. I LOVE SPACE PIRATES KIND OF A LOT. If you could somehow work all of these into one fic I would quite possibly love you forever, but any (or a combination :D) would be lovely.
Summary: Once upon a time, Kevin Jonas, a naive little mermaid on a mostly-water-based planet, fell in love with a pretty and human space colonist. So sure it was Meant to Be, Kevin sold his tail to the nearest surgical professional he could find and was given three days to convince that boy to love him back. Unfortunately, this is not that fairy tale.
Notes: So, this is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written, but I did manage to get in loads of your prompt! And set it all in space. I hope you like this, because writting "the little mermaid-- IN SPACE" was quite possibly the hardest challenge I've ever set myself. Thanks to
akire_yta and
frankie_ann for betaing, reading, and generally keeping me from descending into a pit of angsty despair from which there could be no return.
Title comes from Paramore's new song, In the Mourning, which was on repeat for a good portion of the writing of this.
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