Skippy Fic Masterpost, Q-Z
Ready and Willing by
akire_yta - Mike’s furious, and guilty that he’s angry, and a whirling maelstrom of other emotions he doesn’t want to quantify.
Reasons For Your Love by
xsnarkasaurus - Mike has an unusual...talent.
Reverie by xaritomene - Mike’s arm is wrapped around his waist, his face buried in the crook of Kevin’s shoulder, and Kevin feels an uncontrollable wave of fondness for him, tenderness, almost, if Mike was the kind of guy who inspired tenderness. He isn’t, but Kevin is definitely the sort of guy who feels it, so Mike will just have to deal with it.
Revival by
skoosiepants - Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”
Right Where We're Supposed To Be by
mywholecry - The week that all of Kevin’s friends leave to go to college, he turns off the phone and plays eight different games of Monopoly with Nick.
Road Dogs: Eleventy, Hot Messes: Sixty-Nine by
hector_rashbaum - (What's that, Pete Wentz, you want to play softball with the Jonas Brothers? Well, okay.) FBR's Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers' Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.
Ruffled Feathers by
xsnarkasaurus - There is so much wrong between the pair of them, and all Kevin wants to do is hide.
Rules for Survival - gemmi999 - Mike isn’t a Revival Hopper-never wanted to be. Brendon and Spencer and Ryan are, and he’s heard enough, seen enough, to know that he doesn’t want that life. But then he’s caught stealing at the Jonas Family Revival Extravaganza and everything changes. AU.
Sandcastles by mistressteacup - Kevin is sad
St. George Never Had To Deal With This by
revelininsanity - Mike is a Dragon Slayer with an asterisk(very little slaying or dragons are actually involved) and Kevin is a princess, who's being held by a very nice, sort of dumb dragon. There are shenanigans.
The Scene Isn't What It's Been by
skoosiepants - Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike isn’t wearing pants.
Secret-Supersverse by
akire_yta
+ A Little Bit More Than You Can Take - Mike Carden, Kevin Jonas, Nicole Anderson are secret superheroes, and now they know what Cassadee Pope can do, she's on the team too. Together they fight crime. Mostly. Well, sometimes, anyway.
+ Tin Gods - Kevin can handle having a secret boyfriend, a secret superpower, and a secret identity. But that doesn't mean he can handle everything life throws at him.
Sit, Stay by chalcopyrite - Never drink anything Gabe Saporta hands you. Mike *knows* this.
Sleeping Dragons by amkave - If this was a fairytale, there would be a Prince and a, well, perhaps not a Princess, knowing the proclivities of the main characters, but maybe another Prince or noble, or some kind of commoner with a heart of gold. There would be a quest to undertake, a dragon to slay, and an evil queen to thwart. After overcoming seemingly insurmountable obstacles, there would be a single perfect kiss, and a happily ever after.
+ Meddle Not
So Fucking Fluffy by xsnarkasaurus - Everybody has a soul-form. Kevin’s is well known, Mike’s...not so much.
So You'd Save The World by chalcopyrite - An attack on a free concert in Central Park brings superheroes to the rescue! Kevin can be a professional while he's chasing villains, but there's something about that guitarist he wants to know more about. But with so many things he can't say, can he get close?
Shine Beyond The Pavement by
mayqueen517 - Kevin makes an appreciative noise, watching him towel his hair and dragging a comb through it a few times. Mike tosses the towel down before crawling onto the bed, sliding up alongside of Kevin.
Skeptics and Lovebugs by Janne (
bergann) - The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it's good to see that it hasn't prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!
Skin by
neqs - Pollen or not, Mike had some principles. “One question: what’s your first name?”
Somehow you see (the wonder in me) by
la_fours - High school/College AU. Mike and Kevin falling in love, Zac Efron being a bad apple, Bill/Joe tomfoolery.
Some Kind of Magic by
skoosiepants - Mike sits at his kitchen island and watches Kevin and his brother, Joe, eat ice cream and spoon-battle over the veins of chocolate, and he wonders if Bill has lost his fucking mind and, like, hired actors to pretend to be naked homeless men intent on taking over Mike’s house and life. That is exactly something Bill would do.
Something To Write Home About by
starflowers - High school AU (that doesn't take place at a high school, tragically, but on a Saturday night.) Kevin gets invited to a Real party by a pretty boy with ulterior motives.
Somewhere Between The Lines by
starflowers - After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and ran off to Chicago. Kevin, though. Kevin just got divorced.
Spell It Out by gliese581 - Five times Mike didn't have to say "I love you".
Still Can't Recognize The Way I Feel (a series of vignettes) by
lovelyhera - Wherein Kevin loves his wife (but cheats on her anyway).
The Story So Far by
skoosiepants - William’s mouth curves up at the corners and he says, “I like you, Jonas. There’s something delightful about you, look here.” Reaching out, he grasps Kevin’s wrist with long, soft fingers. He holds his hand up and blows lightly across his palm and a blue flame sparks to life, hovering in the air above his skin. “Wonderful chemistry, you’d make someone a very pretty familiar.”
Stuck in a Closet by
exmptfromsanity - Kevin hasn't seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he's a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.
Summer League: A Baseball Story by
akire_yta and
starflowers - The crackiest baseball story in all the land, in which we learn that baseball can save the world, with a little help from a lot of gay making out.
Sunnyside Up by
xrysomouand
xaritomene - Mike didn't go out with the intention of picking up some drunken kid, but sometimes things just happen that way.
Supersaturation 'verse by
skoosiepants - bandslash/SGA, band boys in space
+ Adsorption - “Skippy here’s a virgin,” Carden says, tugging Kevin down into the seat next to him. He’s been doing that all day, pushing him around, like he’s some sort of circus freak or trained dog or something.
+ Saponification (one of many pairings) - “I don’t usually follow gossip,” Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, “but word is Crawford’s got an imaginary friend.”
Sweetheart by
kira_snugz - Kevin Jonas in Afghanistan comes across a dog and then a Canadian named Mike. All the military-ness is based on the Canadian Armed Forces.
tidings of comfort and joy by
mywholecry - In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.
Tie Your Handlebars to the Stars (And Throw Away the Map) by
solar_cat - In which Kevin Jonas gets lost twice and is found each time, and Mike Carden is almost (but really not) a fourteen-year-old girl. Or, a story about getting lost and finding more than just your way. (An obsessively-close-to-canon!AU.)
These Words About A Girl by twsomething- "It's more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike's elbow and goes, "Michael, I've mentioned Demi to you before, haven't I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.""
This Is Not My (Heart) by
solar_cat - Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He's handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn't a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin's problems. [JONAS-verse]
this ringing on my finger by rinkinkirs - "I guess this means we're not saving water."
Those Jeans by Layla Star (
layla_star) - Reunion!sex. Established relationship. Very established. (They're married.)
Tied Like Kites by xaritomene and xrysomou - Kevin is a sad little telepath with ugly Christmas sweaters and terrible nightmares. Mike makes it better. (Featuring soulbonding, magic powers, schmoop, and a little bit of Gabe being weird and wearing a Santa hat.)
Time That's Wasted by starflowers - Once upon a time, Kevin Jonas, a naive little mermaid on a mostly-water-based planet, fell in love with a pretty and human space colonist. So sure it was Meant to Be, Kevin sold his tail to the nearest surgical professional he could find and was given three days to convince that boy to love him back. Unfortunately, this is not that fairy tale.
To Be Fearful of the Night by quintenttsy - Kevin finds an alien in his back yard. That turns out to be just the start of his problems.
True Lies by
neqs - The first clue Mike had that something was up was Joe Jonas coming up to him, sneering, and saying, “You may look like a serial killer with your dead shark gaze, but I don’t, so I could kill you and keep your head as a trophy, and they’d still never believe I had anything to do with it. Keep that in mind.”
The Twelve Days of Christmas by
onigaminanashi - This is an AU in which The Academy Is... is still a touring rock band, but that the Jonas Brothers own and run a bed and breakfast.
Twinkle Toes and Sparkle Hearts by themadlurker - Figure skating can happen to the best of people.
Under My Skin by sparrowsverse & akire_yta - There was a little shop in Chicago. It was small, and had been around for ever, but no-one could ever agree where it was. It definitely was never in the same place twice.
They didn't advertise, there was no sign. This was a place you heard about when you needed it most.
Mike Carden needed that shop to help him out now.
Untitled ALLSCALMTM by
scratches_i_am - Kevin takes over Bob the Priest's job. There is a Dandy who is not so happy about this.
Up Against Your Will by
akire_yta - A story about growing up, finding your place, and learning what you truly believe in. And blowing up monsters with homemade grenades.
Vicariously by
akire_yta and
xsnarkasaurus - Two boys, and their daemons, falling in love on tour.
The Victorian Batman AU by akire_yta and psuedo_catalyst - In which Kevin Jonas is a prostitute and also Batman.
Waiting To Be Found by quintenttsy - Mike and Kevin are perfect for each other; they’re one soul in two bodies, two sides of the same coin, etc. etc. Pick your euphemism, they’re soulmates and they’ve been bonded since birth, though they only Found each other recently. It’s a shame, then, that they can’t stand each other.
Wake Up Feeling Sound Again by
mayqueen517 - Mike likes that Kevin gives him that, and he likes the way that Kevin smiles softly, walking over easily to crawl back into bed with his jeans still on, heavy under the covers.
Walking Under A Disguise by
chalcopyrite - Mike just can't figure out what the kid's doing here.
Wearing Some Kind of Disguise by
starflowers - Kevin had always known that high school was going to hurt, he just hadn’t realized it would be so entirely embarrassing. High school au.
Waste These Words (About A Girl) by akire_yta - Kevin was dropped from her brothers' band for the crime of being a girl. Leaving to start a new life on her own terms in the Windy City, she meets a boy. A picto-fic about a girl.
The Weather Outside is Frightful by mistressteacup - "You didn't wear your coat in below freezing weather because your cat was sleeping on it?"
Weekend Warriors by
hector_rashbaum - In which TAI TV and JONAS are feuding internet shows, YouTube commenting is considered a reasonable way to flirt, Nick has a temper, Joe fails at scheming, and Nicole is a traitor. Kevin and Mike are really just along for the ride.
We Choose The Martyr by
wayfarersgirl - "Kevin was an adult; he could take what few belongings were in the dressing room, empty out his debit card account, and just go. His head swam with the strange, terrifying possibilities of it all. He couldn’t go to Mike, and most of his non-Disney friends were originally Mike’s friends. But people his age moved to new cities all the time, without knowing anyone. Just because he’d never really been alone before, ever, in his entire life, didn’t mean he couldn’t do it, too."
We Hang Out On Fridays by Ruth Sadelle Alderson (
rsadelle) - The next thing Mike knows, he's been hanging out with Kevin for half an hour and they're exchanging numbers before Kevin's brothers drag him away.
Wet Hot American Summer by
mayqueen517 - Harry Potter themed AU! Kevin is an Obliviator assigned to clean up after Mike's Auror team. There are shenanigans.
We're Too Young To Be Cynics by
akire_yta - Mike Carden had a lot of pipe dreams, some great (but annoying) friends, and a dead-end job. But after opening that email, he now also has all the government's secrets in his head, and they want him to save the world (at $11 a hour) - a Chuck AU.
We're Together Like Hands And Glue by
solar_cat - Homeless!AU. Kevin was living and working on the streets of Chicago when Mike rescued him.
What A Catch, Mike by quintenttsy - In which Mike is a rockstar and Kevin falls out of the sky into his arms.
When I'm Around Her by
hector_rashbaum - It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn't any easier the second time around.
When You Know It’s Meant To Be by
skoosiepants - Mike grins. “So here’s the thing,” he says. “It’s just like kissing a girl, only you’ve got some harder surfaces to work with.”
Where Everyone Knows Your Name by sparrowsverse - Kevin Jonas makes his way back to The Carden Tower and his new team. Set in the aftermath of the Invasion of the Avengers movie.
Whereabouts Are Now Unknown by
bergann - Team Bean is always ridiculous and definitely not the real world. That's probably why Kevin likes it there so much.
+ Know For Sure There Is Evil Out There To Fight - "I don't know where to look," Pete says with what could be real distress. "With excitement at Mike ready to, like, explode and tear you limb from limb or appreciatively at our very own Princess Thermopolis." (sequel)
While Stumbling Where Our Hearts Beat Regular Time by
skoosiepants - Kevin had been born this way; he’s been changing since he was thirteen. There’s pain, but it doesn’t hurt. It just is. It’s just his bones doing what they’re supposed to do, and he licks blood off his knees and paws before padding over to his half open window and jumping down onto the fire escape.
Why Don't You Just Drop Down From the Sky by kalimai - Kevilynn Jonas is a choreographer in New York. This is her story.
with an if in its soul by akire_yta - Kevin and Mike soulbond. JONAS-verse fluff :D
With All My Best Intentions by frankie_ann - There are a few vampires in Atlanta. They’re… Well, they’re weird. Everyone's weird, but they don’t bother to hide it. When Kevin asks about it, Bill says it’s because they’ve learned that it’s a waste of time. Hiding the weird things. Because they’ve realized that everyone does them, so they think it’s stupid to act like they don’t. Even the other things, the *actually* weird things, they don’t hide anymore either. Kevin has had too many conversations with Biscuit to count where she’s just cheerfully picking her nose, or digging in her ear, or hitting on girls on their period because she can smell the blood on them. (Kevin goes to college. Mike, Bill, and Jen Stone are vampires. Insanity ensues.)
With This Ring by Ruth Sadelle Alderson (
rsadelle) - True love waits.
Wondermutt by
skoosiepants - Scenes from the Beach Dog Wondermutt festival tour.
The World Spins Madly On by quintenttsy - Mike doesn’t experience time the way everyone else does, a strict progression from cause to effect. He’s been jumping along his timeline since he was five years old, his body tossing him into the past or the future with no care or concern for where he might end up.
Would You Believe Me (If I Said I Didn't Need You) by
akire_yta - Marengo Tower was the Tower for wayward Talents, those who had been sent to the edge of the galaxy to rot. It was a punishment duty, though of course no-one ever called it that. So how on Earth or off it did they get assigned a Prime? And a member of the legendary Jonas family at that? What could he have done to merit Marengo? (An extension/AU of the Tower & Hive series of books by Anne McCaffery.)
Your First, Last, and Only Line of Defense by
solar_cat - In which the Jonas family is already Mike's most troublesome casefile, then there is a kidnapping, some ominous fruit, and some tentacle sex. (A Men in Black AU.)
+ DVD Commentary version
+ Bonus Ficlet
You've Got The Love I Need To See Me Through by
la_fours - Kevin wants to come out and Mike supports him every step of the way.
You're On My Wishlist (I've Got Nothing Left to Regret) by
nuclearxsquid - Kevin jumped as Joe's glass hit the table loudly. “Are you kidding me?” he demanded. “Mike has done everything but buy you a candygram to show he likes you. This whole year he's done nothing but hang around you and flirt. Any more obvious and he might as well be a girl!”
Your Solid Ground by
hector_rashbaum - The day Mike woke up with wings is the day he knew for sure angels aren't real. Kevin's faith is harder to shake.
You’ve Got A Smile That Could Light Up This Whole Town by
minacoleta - Kevin and Mike were heading to New York City for Christmas with Joe and Nick.
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