Today, my friends, is a happy day indeed. For today, Google acknowledged our sovereignty over all searches for Mike Carden:
SO. I think this calls for some meta-fic, yes?? Wherein, perhaps, Bill is googling his bandmates for fun and decides that yes, in fact, Mike and Kevin WOULD be perfect for each other? Or perhaps Mike and Kevin find fic about themselves and wonder how we ~*KNOW*~?? I'm sure you all can come up with many fabulous ideas in this vein! \0/