Why buy a lotto? Test your luck by jumping in front of a bus!

[soddingmad]

There is a tall palm tree just outside Pizza Hut on the main road of Buderim.  I walk past it, occasionally under it, on my way to work.  I am always wary of birds sitting up there.  I never knew why that tree invoked a sense of discomfort as I approached it until I walked under it this morning- 4:45am, mind you. Out of nowhere, as if sent from the

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[faerie_mistress]

Damn, my oven knob doesn't go all the way around... so my food will never be left uncooked? *jumps up and down anyway* I want it nooooooooooww!

*LOL*

[soddingmad]

ever wonder if jumping up and down would make your oven work faster? I think you should try it ;)

[romath]

Theoretical, fundamental, physics just changes the position of the magic. It merely demonstrates that the magic is a lot more subtle, and a lot more powerful, than you thought. Here endeth the sermon.

theoretical physics

[soddingmad]

Look, I respect you because you obviously know Jizz quite well but I disagree with you. Remember the days when illness was caused by evil spirits and not these odd little invisible dudes known as "Pathogens"???
Same applies to physics. I believe that we should try and make wings of wax and feather and boycott the jet engine. Similarly, avoid all kinds of extreme developments in science and physics and revert to the good old days of believing that God will create all that we need. Here endeth MY sermon.
PS- Einstein was not a magician. He was a magic murderer.

[anonymous]

hehehe you got pooped on lmao... hahahahaha

_mr

[soddingmad]

Yes.... By a bird with irritable bowel syndrome. So much for luck, huh?