1 Bottle of Beer on the Wall... [Commentlog]

[sodoffduster]

[Use the sodding journal to get help? You've gotta be more suntouched than Oghren to do that. When he busts out of his cell, wielding a massive warhammer. He's four feet and six inches of sober, dwarven rage. Who the hell dumped him into some cell without bothering so much as to get him drunk first!?]Listen up, whatever nughumper did this better

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[missmimmi]

[So Mimmi was just walking the grounds to get used to her new surroundings when, um.

She saw a man yelling at a cow.

Mimmi doesn't know how else to react to this image except stare.]

[sodoffduster]

Stop staring at my pants, you overgrown nug!

[Oh yes, he's very angry. The cow, however, doesn't seem to care what this tiny man thinks.]

[missmimmi]

[Okay it's time to intervene. He could end up hurting that poor cow.]

Excuse me. I do not think yelling at it will do much good.

[sodoffduster]

[Huh? He whirls on her, almost ready to grab his maul, but seeing as she's just some skinny defenseless human, he backs off.]

Shows what you know, that big ugly beast keeps staring at me!

[70ftandcounting]

[Rapunzel is out and about, though she was nose deep in a book in the hall when--]

Eeep!

[There is suddenly someone grunting and grumbling and stomping and oh my goodness what is he holding?]

[sodoffduster]

[He's mad, angry, and full of piss! He's about to go yell at someone when he ends up tripping over a bunch of hair in his path.]

[70ftandcounting]

Oh my gosh! Are you okay?

[She tucks the book under her arm and - yes, she has her frying pan - she goes to check on him.

Carefully.

At a safe distance.]

[sodoffduster]

[He sits up, rubbing his head.]

Argh, who set that tripwire!? Some scrawny rogue bastard, I'll kill 'em!

[3wayforjustice]

[That voice... why does it sound oddly familiar. And why is it coming from the stairs...?]

[There's only one thing to do. Investigate!]

[sodoffduster]

[For once Oghren is ABOVE Anders. Because he's coming down the stairs when he sees Anders. Sure, he looks a bit different, but he's sober enough to recognize him right away. Well good! One ally get.]

Huh, there you are. Alright. Follow me, mage. We're busting out of here. [He's going to keep walking by, expecting Anders to follow like the good fragile mageling her is.]

[3wayforjustice]

[He thought he knew that voice. But he certainly didn't expect to actually see the dwarf. Not this one, anyway. Anders just... gapes for a second while his brain tries to catch up with his eyeballs.]

Wait-- I...

Oghren? What are you doing here?

[sodoffduster]

Getting out of here, Sparkle Fingers, what's it look like? Now move, the way out's going down, not up.

[You mages act so smart but you're too dumb to realize that you have to get to the ground level to escape.]