I AM NOT A MAN...

[sodomy_god]

so we just got two SRT vipers in at work...and my boss signed me up to drive them with my buddy daryl today. He told us to go have fun for an hour! Which was fucking awesome...the only problem is that neither D-bag or I could drive a stick. We both are incredibly terrible at being men. Later tonight I think i'm gonna go eat steak and drink a

Comments

[jeffizmetal]

Wow, that's like they gave you two really hot escorts and you forgot how to use your dick. You fail.

[fd5_daryl]

Fuck that. We've gotta drink a steak and eat a case of beer to make up for this one.

[skadd4life]

you can't drive a stick? dude, I'm a girl and I own a stick!

[jeffizmetal]

you're not a real girl.

[pdiddygunfight7]

ha ha ha ha d-bag HAHAHA