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--CURRENT invaderZIM [CIZ] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board: ALMIGHTY IRKEN INVASION PLANS--
CIZ: ►
[If one was to hit the little play button, they'd find a new Trollian window popping up. Displayed is some kind of green insectoid alien with large, bulbous red eyes. Behind him is some kind of bizarre lab setup, definitely alien in nature. He's ( Read more... )
CIZ: ►
[If one was to hit the little play button, they'd find a new Trollian window popping up. Displayed is some kind of green insectoid alien with large, bulbous red eyes. Behind him is some kind of bizarre lab setup, definitely alien in nature. He's ( Read more... )
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CAG: What?
CAG: What the hell is this shitty memo?
CAG: Is that you, Karkat?
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WHAT.
IS.
THIS.]
CIZ: ►
[Another video! If Zim had eyebrows one of them would be arched. Instead, one of his antennae is tilted upwards. Also he looks pretty displeased as he slams his fist on the keyboard.]
CIZ: ZIM! I am ZIM!!
CIZ: Are your hideous auditory tubes defective, slave??
CIZ: And what is this Kar-kat you speak of?
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CGA: I
CGA: Beg Your Pardon
CGA: But
CGA: What
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[Zim is facepalming with both hands, then running them over his head and yanking on his antennae.]
CIZ: ZIM! Elite Irken Invader ZIIIIM!!
CIZ: Eugh, how can former allies to the Irken Empire be SO STUPID?
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CGA: For One I Have Never In My Sweeps Heard Of The Irken Empire
CGA: So I Certainly Wouldnt Say Im An Ally
CGA: For Two The Trollish Collective Does Not Have Any Allies
CGA: Only Subjugated Races
CGA: As Such Your Argument Is Invalid
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[Zim is SCREAMING. You can even see his freakish segmented tongue, what even.]
CIZ: LIES! FILTHY LIEEESSS!!
CIZ: Your PITIFUL attempts to trick me and get out of your DUTIES won't work, disgusting slave! There IS no such thing as the 'Trollish Collective'!
CIZ: So get back to work! Ooor eeelse.
[That last bit is emphasized with a menacing shake of his fist.]
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CIT: Oh you've got to be kidding me.
CIT: Isn't there a cestpool you should be drowning in?
CIT: Aren't you supposed to be KILLING SOMETHING AND DOING YOUR JOB?
CIT: Instead of playing on the computer???
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[Ew, it's Tak. Why hasn't she left yet? She needs to get out already. THIS IS HIS PLANET. HIIIIIIS.
Ohbutwait. He's grinning smugly. Because he's brilliant.]
CIZ: Jealous you didn't think of enlisting all these Vortians, Tak?
CIZ: Hah! And now you're TOO LATE!
CIZ: They'll be too busy working for ME to work for YOU!
[And then the maniacal laughter starts, and goes on for far too long....]
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CIT: Just five.
CIT: More if your tiny attention span can handle it.
CIT: Which I'm sure it cannot.
CIT: And you're forgetting an important detail, ZIM.
CIT: You would have to be COMPETENT at something besides RUINING EVERYTHING to get anyone to listen to you.
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[The next recording and he... hasn't stopped laughing. Nope. He's going until he's out of breath, then looking smug and satisfied at his UTTER BRILLIANCE.]
CIZ: Ahaha.... ahh....
CIZ: Mmyup. So jealous of me, Zim.
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