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How the Hel- What? Old Chester?! A Palomino? That's Wonderful!

Mar 21, 2005 14:57

A Palomino's a HORSE ( Read more... )

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km536986 March 21 2005, 20:28:57 UTC

"Between you and me, I'd like to stomp on your face until my feet are covered in brains!"

Heres one you've proabably never seen:
Doctor: You sure you don't want to use any drugs for the delivery?

Wife: Well.. we thought about it, and we really want to have a natural birth.

Doctor: Funny.. a couple of dopeheads like you.. I thought you would jump at a chance to get high illegally.

Wife: Excuse me! We are not drug addicts!

Doctor: [ twitches ] Huh? I'm sorry.. were you talking to me? Did you just tell me you thought I was attractive?

Husband: She didn't say that!

Doctor: Let's face it, chum.. the ol' Ball and Chain is into OPP, if you catch my drift..

Wife: Hey! You are really..

[ Molly Shannon runs in dressed as a nurse ]

Molly Shannon: Doctor! The Davenhalls have been waiting for nearly an hour!

RAGE sofa_king_funny March 22 2005, 00:30:53 UTC

Oh Kage-man! Where can i find that skit?! Man, seriously, I just need to put up a tent in Amer. Video and live there for at LEAST a month...

km536986 March 21 2005, 20:29:51 UTC

Doctor: Thank you, Molly Shannon! Send them in right away ( ... )

sofa_king_funny March 22 2005, 00:33:54 UTC

LMAO they just keep getting better! My favorite will always be the calls to Beverly....My dear old friend!

km536986 March 21 2005, 20:30:08 UTC

Doctor: The guy's got this bony oblong head. Mmm-hmm. The kind you'd paid money to kick! And the chick's just an old-fashioned fatty, with a face like a rotten bee's nest ( ... )

km536986 March 21 2005, 20:39:23 UTC

If you want the transcripts of all your favorite Will Ferrell skits and more.... go to this site http://snltranscripts.jt.org/

RAGE sofa_king_funny March 22 2005, 00:38:30 UTC

Dude, K-man...where can i get my mitts on a LJ pic of me, the wonderboy?

Toodles Young Nasty Man....Peace out!

km536986 March 22 2005, 01:59:53 UTC

Well I created my pic and i could make one for u if u wanted. Let me know cuz it will be a fun little project. Hey- Haaaaaaaaa

RAGE! sofa_king_funny March 23 2005, 19:58:28 UTC

Oh yea! Sure, that'd be shweet! Have fun on that little project!!! HEH-HAAAAOOOO!!!! (I'm practicing)