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sofa_king_funny

Dig It

May 23, 2005 17:23

I'm going to dig a hole to China. Do China's toilet's flush backwards? Do they even HAVE toilets? Can you tell if someone from China is squinting? Is their Hooters restaurant really necessary? Do they eat Sushi there too? Why is everyone so skinny? If you ran down the road screaming Godzilla, what would happen? Is the Great Wall really all that ( Read more... )

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samwillkillhim May 24 2005, 02:18:53 UTC

hahaha I love how all Asians are the same. At least to Jacquie, who confused the Chinese with the Japanese at least twice in that entry. But for serious, road trip to China question mark? But if you're going to try the Godzilla thing, you have to shout, "Godzeera!! Godzeera!!" Because that's how they talk.

LOOOOVE, Jill

P.S. USA?

sofa_king_funny May 31 2005, 19:57:26 UTC

"How many times does your pee split in half? GEORGE BUSH! GEORGE BUSH!!!"

sorry...lol

But seriously,

Deaw Jirrian,

Ni Hao MA? My naaame ish Jacweelin Spadaro. I em going on a woad twip to shee one mighty Shteven McDonard.

samwillkillhim June 19 2005, 12:23:30 UTC

at the airport in Japan: "Oh my god!! Are you Jackie Chan?! Oh, wait... sorry sir.. It's just that you all lok the same..."

sofa_king_funny June 20 2005, 13:09:33 UTC

omg you didnt!! YES!!!!!!!

xallshookupx May 24 2005, 02:30:16 UTC

I asked steve why he had to go to china and he replied, "becuase who else will eat the children... and puppies?"
oh boy

Answers anonymous June 19 2005, 12:20:48 UTC

Ok. Yes Chinese toilets flush backwards, yes they have toilets- which are flat on the ground so you need to squat, plus there are trash cans next to the toilets where you put your feaces paper when your done, so at the beginning of the day its okay, but by the evening most "happy rooms" are rank with overflowing, feaces covered TP. Yes you CAN tell if chinese people are squinting- because when they squint, it looks like they're sleeping. No hooters nessecary- but at KFC, Cearnel Sanders is Asian! No joke! No Chinese cannot afford Sushi. Theyre skinny because they use chopsticks which limits your meal time to about four minutes before you stand up, scream "FUCKING CHOPSTICKS!!" and throw them against the wall. If you ran down the road screaming GODZILLA, you'd probably get hit by a car. At least in Beijing. Yes the Great wall is very great. There was no Goodwall, but there was a city wall that I pissed on. Yes there are blonde chinese that try to be American and bleach their hair. They use alot of sun-in. Yes they have food in China. ( ... )

Re: Answers sofa_king_funny June 20 2005, 12:36:58 UTC

So how'd you like squatting to go to the bathroom? Not very nice, eh? Now you know how girls do it ALL THE TIME... Do they say KFC like "Kay-EFF-SHE"? I wonder if the whole chopsticks ordeal is something that actually happened???? Yes? Maybe? Yes? Of course China is laden with McDonalds!!! LMAO! I'm so...no. 27 hours??? KILL MYSELF!!! Did you want to?