My douchey roomate...IS MOVING OUT!!! And my friend is moving IN!! It was like, instead of getting in trouble with the RD, and having an awkward rooming arrangement for the rest of the year, instead she just MOVES OUT!!! OMG!! THIS COULD NOT BE BETTER!!!!
Is it bad that I'm this excited? Too bad she had to be one of "those types" of girls, what with the cattyness and two-facism.... cause if I hadn't found out about that about her...I would have thought she was a Very nice, sweet girl. Serves me for being so trusting....
Also, this means I don't have to put Nair in her shampoo, or make her computer say "douchebag" every time it turns on, or spray a few spots of "sun-in" into her hair while she sleeps for that "patchy" look that every girl loves....
Did anyone else notice how "two-facism" is the same word as "facism" as in "fashizm"? Tell that Nazi roommate of yours to shut her pissing mouth. And yeah, you should probably sun-in her hair. That would ruin anyone's life. (P.S. Michelle Tanner is Ashley/Mary-Kate Olsen, as in Full House. As in you will never have to watch Full House or Gilmore Girls or The OC ever again. Sweet release. Now you can stop cutting.)
I just stopped cutting because I walked into my room today, and HALF her stuff is GONE!! That means im in a single for a whole month!! BOOYA!!! Yea Michelle Tanner! Sweet release inDEED!!!
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My douchey roomate...IS MOVING OUT!!! And my friend is moving IN!! It was like, instead of getting in trouble with the RD, and having an awkward rooming arrangement for the rest of the year, instead she just MOVES OUT!!! OMG!! THIS COULD NOT BE BETTER!!!!
Is it bad that I'm this excited? Too bad she had to be one of "those types" of girls, what with the cattyness and two-facism.... cause if I hadn't found out about that about her...I would have thought she was a Very nice, sweet girl. Serves me for being so trusting....
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or maybe I'll just do it anyway...
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