"I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to you ( Read more... )

Ho Hum ( Read more... )

You know that creepy guy from Borders?

Mr. Stalker?

ME AND PHILIP WENT TO THE DOLLAR TREE TO BUY STOCKING STUFFERS AND HE WAS THERE AND HE SNIFFED MY HAIR AGAIN SO I RAN HIM OVER!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you ( Read more... )

"The neighbors might think.....say what's in this drink?....I wish I knew how....to break the spell ( Read more... )

...did you laugh too ( Read more... )

Did you know that in Britain, children call their poo 'Biggies', and the word for 'erection' is 'Biggie'? ...Probably why Wendy's hasn't gone far over there...

ERECTION BURGERS!?! ERECTIONS FRIES?! Mmmmm... pass the ketchup!

...shoot ( Read more... )

Two questions: Who's seen "Retarded Animal Babies" and knows the part in the Alphabet where they go: " D is for Lysdexia! " <---LMAO LMAO ROFLMAO ( Read more... )