lame doings
so i arrived home at around 11:15 Saturday night after working at blair's house thinking that my mother was asleep. i went in my room, where rob said, "go find your mom, and she'll tell you a funny story." about five minutes later my mom came in and said, "did you tell her?" to which rob replied, "no, i told her to ask you." my mom launches into
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- Officer #1: I say John, there's a car parked outside with a resale value of less than $25,000. Let's set it aflame and then dump the rubble into Madisonville.
- Officer #2: No, Phineas. That would be far too hasty. Judging by the make, model, and paint job of that sedan, it must belong to a person of color, and therefore the trunk must be filled with crack cocaine.
- Officer #1: That's quick thinking there John. You go call the owner of the car to alert them that it is being impounded, while I head back to the station and get out our trusty Crack-Pipes.
- Officer #2: Capitol Idea...Hey, did I just see a Mercedes SL600 speed by at 35 mph over the speed limit?
- Officer #1: No, John...That was a Jaguar XL8 you just saw, easy mistake for a rookie (Both Laugh Heartily).
- DAMN I HATE THE INDIAN HILL PO!
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Why did i have so many weird experiences with cars this weekend. Remember that Indian Hill van at chipotle?
Everything to do with cars in Indian Hill is screwed up.
Also... It's not the Indian Hill police, they are apparently too good for that. They are the RANGERS. That's right. RANGERS. These upstanding men from impeccable family backgrounds and no blemishes on their records (who couldn't get jobs in real police forces) RANGE the RANGES of Indian Hill keeping the peace and making sure rich drunk teenagers don't kill themselves, residents may speed responsibly, and huge smurf blue Oldsmobiles don't get suspiciously left on private lanes.
Love,
Blair
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