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[soft_rainfall]

i am so sick of physics right now that i would rather stick a sword down my throat than take that exam tomorrow. i'm not even exaggerating. that image was the second that popped into my mind, next to drinking poison (NOT ipecac) (no one's going to get that, oh well

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[goldtooth]

ipecac makes you vomit.

see, i know!

:D

[citykeptblinkin]

"i just got a vibrating hairbrush and i love it. a lot. in fact, i would use it right now if my door weren't propped open because then it'd sound like i were using a dildo, which i don't even own."

hahahahhahaha oh emmy.