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As of Wednesday, July 23, 2008 I am without my lump ( Read more... )

You feel really cold after eating a meal.

Apparently, your body sends the energy to your midsection to digest.

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
Went to Manhattan! And after getting stranded, had to rent a car in my name.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year ( Read more... )

So it's Day #3 of the infamous lemonade master cleanser diet ( Read more... )

I haven't read, posted, or visited Livejournal in weeks. It's weird to be here again. I feel like I'm visiting a ghost town ( Read more... )

I went to GNC on Saturday morning to inspect the supposed miracle cure. It was behind a glass case. It was purple and large, just as the stoner had foretold. I waved over one of the GNC employees and asked, "So can you tell me how this drink works ( Read more... )

As already stated, this story took place a week ago.

So after hearing about the drug test and the would-be cool job, I was brooding something fierce. I had heard of miracle cleansing cures that were sold via the internet, but every site I found seemed extremely sketchy. When the homepage has typing errors or misspellings, I can't take the ( Read more... )

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