today i got a feeling for summer.and boy did i like it. i'm really looking forward to summer again. summer 05/06 basically kicked much ass & i reckon this summer will too. i hear the beach calling my name out hey
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i have started sun tanning already. i was going to get you to have a brake from study and come to henley but i dont have any bathers, we will go shopping for some soon!
oi want to hear a joke.. haha too bad your going to hear it anyways.
this guy walks into a bar and see's a blonde sitting at the bar so he sits next to her. it is 3 minutes to six. he buys a beer and the six o'clock news comes on with a news flash about a man on top of a building. he turns to the blonde and says "i bet he jumps off" the blonde relpies with " nah he wont jump off" he replies "yeah he will" she says "nah ah" he says "okay i bet you 20 bucks he does" she replies "okay your on" the man jumps and the guy says "ha wheres my 20 bucks" so she gives him his money. the man then comments "actually i saw the 5 o'clock news so i knew he would jump"
she replies...
"yeah so did i but i didnt think he'd do it again"
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this guy walks into a bar and see's a blonde sitting at the bar so he sits next to her.
it is 3 minutes to six.
he buys a beer and the six o'clock news comes on with a news flash about a man on top of a building.
he turns to the blonde and says "i bet he jumps off"
the blonde relpies with " nah he wont jump off"
he replies "yeah he will"
she says "nah ah"
he says "okay i bet you 20 bucks he does"
she replies "okay your on"
the man jumps and
the guy says "ha wheres my 20 bucks"
so she gives him his money.
the man then comments "actually i saw the 5 o'clock news so i knew he would jump"
she replies...
"yeah so did i but i didnt think he'd do it again"
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