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[softenedscars]

so i went to the doctor today to find out when i could go back to work, the answer turned out to be 3 months. i figured id drop by zellers and tell the boss that i wont be able to work for 3 months unless i get trained on cash. she said that i wouldnt be able to get any hours on cash cause the store is so slow, but i could re-apply for the

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[exsandhexes]

Blockbuster or some random call centre?

[the_end_begins]

I have tons of Ideas!!!

1)Body builder
2)Ultimate fighter
3)Crocodile hunter
4)Hit man
5)Car lifter (this one is like a tow-truck driver, but you are the tow truck and the driver)
6)Dinosaur Hunter
7)Pirate
8)Rum Runner (this would involve lots of actual running)
9)Bounty hunter
10)Prison Guard
11)The missile holder on a battle cruiser (you would have to physically hold the missiles)
12)THE NEXT BIG THING (ex: Jesus)
13)Super Hero
14)Super Villian
15)Super Nintendo
16)Graver Digger
17)Monster Truck (yes thats right, being a monster truck is a job)
18)Monster Truck Grave Digger
19)Crash test dummy for helicopters
20)Pez Dispenser
21)Piano Delivery Boy
22)Elephant Breeder
23)Piano Delivery Boy Breeder
24)Land Mine Delivery Service
25)Ninja Turtle
26)Jedi Knight
27)Blue Whale Boxer
28)Illegal immigrant aka Walmart employee
29)Door to door illegal immigrant salesman
30)Jack Bauer
31)Banjo Player for techno sensation Viva Electronica
32)Celebrity Stalker aka Host of Entertainment Tonight

and if all that fails you can just join the army

Boom. I got it.

[anonymous]

Okay so you know when you enter a temple, most temples anyways, hows theres always those guys sitting there with their eyes closed praying? Thats you dude. Shave your head wear your pj's inside out and your set.
Its almost too easy. Will need help. Will help! Okay you get Cassandra will do the rest!!