Comments | softeranswer: in which i am sacreligious

softeranswer

in which i am sacreligious

Jan 19, 2006 11:43

tagged by sravenk and mantaraggio .

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Aveeno is my porn... mantaraggio January 19 2006, 20:06:18 UTC

Dude. You're awesome! Heh, now I'm upset I didn't think a little harder about my choices. Your meme puts my meme to shame.

Joann fabrics... sadly, even though I haven't seen the ad in question, I can picture what you're describing perfectly. I'm also laughing to myself thinking about that time Homer gained weight to go on disability and had to go shopping for a muumuu.

Re: Aveeno is my porn... softeranswer January 19 2006, 20:12:41 UTC

I'm also laughing to myself thinking about that time Homer gained weight to go on disability and had to go shopping for a muumuu.

heheh. my grandmother had a collection of mumus she liked to call "house-coats". i'll be having my own personal giggle fit right over...here.

lelak January 19 2006, 20:17:39 UTC

You're assuming I feel guilty about anything. Hmmm...

softeranswer January 19 2006, 20:24:24 UTC

heh. no, no assuming anything;)

lelak January 20 2006, 04:37:13 UTC

Well, I did just have a pint at lunch. There goes my concentration for the afternoon.

sravenk January 19 2006, 21:07:02 UTC

Girl, you are my kind of Catholic. I totally think Jesus would approve of the creativity factor involved in your distraction. A grocery list would just be insulting! I could just imagine the Big Guy:

God: "You're ignoring me for WHAT?! A groce--Woman, that isn't even remotely interesting! Am I really that boring to you?"
Jessie: "Well, God, I was going to fantasize about that guy in the pew ahead of me, but I thought you'd be pissed."
God: "Well, at least that would be something. Not as interesting, I would think, as your eternal soul, but still... better than a grocery list."
Jessie: "Sorry Big Guy. Won't happen again. Tell you what, I'll work out some sort of act of contrition with that incredibly sexy priest in the confessional after mass."
God: "Good. Wait--the priest, too?! What do these guys got that I don't got? I mean, besides corporeality..."

Oh, I am having way more fun than I should have with this.

softeranswer January 19 2006, 21:36:03 UTC

heh, you rock. however, "big guy" is a little too John Candy/John Goodman for me. "listen up, home slice" is a little more my style.

sravenk January 19 2006, 21:55:42 UTC

Duly noted.