Dubulge: How they Found Out
-Before you read: proof (as of 12/17/12 that I've seen) Minho has a pleasantly sized dick. In the story has a small one to fit the secne....or should I rewrite it?--
At first, the members thought that he was shy and was self conscious about being seen naked. It was no big deal at the time, and perfectly understandable. They hadn’t known each other too long and he was sometimes the odd one out. Jonghyun, Key, and Taemin got along great, and Minho went along with anything. Onew liked to get in the middle of things and make them laugh. As their leader he wanted to be close to each member and properly learn each of their personalities. This meant that usually he was around looking over them or taking care of them.
But he fled concerning a specific question.
“Do you want to come swimming with us?” Jonghyun asked.
He immediately refused in a manner that caused an awkward silence to follow.
“Can you…not swim?” Taemin asked.
He shook his head and suddenly said he had something to do, leaving quickly. Key closed his slightly ajar mouth. “What was that about?”
He had enough money to go, he could swim, and he liked them…so what was the problem? Not thinking about it too much the event passed and later when they told him about the fun they’d had they noticed that his smile shook slightly. It was painfully obvious that he had wanted to come, so why hadn’t he?
Through their debut and the first year of them being SHINee, the members had totally forgot about the event, but they knew that Lee Jinki did not like to be seen naked or anything close to it. To and from the shower he was hardly ever seen, when around water he stayed as dry as possible. He avoided situations in which clothing had to be shed. The others didn’t understand why.
That was…until they went to Japan.
There they went to a public bathhouse together for the first time. One member was noticeably nervous as the stood in the locker room while the others stripped. He slowly took off his shirt and then froze up completely.
“Hyung, are you okay?” Minho asked quietly, and everyone’s attention went to him. He looked startled and highly uncomfortable. “What’s wrong?”
Onew stood there for a moment, unsure of how to explain his problem. He hung his head, “I…don’t want you guys to see…that part of me.”
“What?” Key exclaimed, “Is that what it’s been all this time!? I thought you had a scar or embarrassing birthmark!”
“Key,” Jonghyun scolded slightly and then went to his Hyung, “Hey, we don’t care about that sort of thing. We’re all guys and not all that big ourselves.”
“Speak for yourself,” Key said and tore off his towel to reveal himself. Jonghyun had already seen that part of him, but his mouth still twitched in slight envy. It wasn’t…major, but Key was in fact bigger than him. Taemin carefully took his off too. No one had anything to say. He was a very normal size. Minho blushed and fingered the towel before dropping it.
Quickly, everyone looked away in carefully disguised pity.
“See, Hyung. Don’t be self-conscious about having a small-”
“I’m not…it’s not…that.” he mumbled. “I mean…I’m not…”
“Don’t try to pull the ‘I’m actually a woman’ thing. Hyung or not I’ll hit you.” Key put his towel back on and scoffed. “Just show us so we can get it over with and we can go have fun before Manager-Hyung comes and kills us for wasting time.”
Onew stood there for a moment, hesitating before pinching the hem of his pants. “Okay…Okay fine…”
In one swift motion he pulled them down and everyone took a step back. Jonghyun choked while Minho turned away completely. Mouth open, Key bent forward to get a closer look.
“What the…hell? I thought you were hard all the time but….”
“So…” Jonghyun sat on a bench, facing away. “All this time you were trying to spare our feelings?”
“Er…” he pulled them back up and grabbed his shirt. He had to get out of there, now. He knew it wasn’t normal. He knew-
“Hyung has a really big dick,” Taemin said bluntly, poking Key’s arm. “Why is it so bad?”
Key looked at Taemin and started to laugh. He laugh so hard that he fell to the floor crying. He laughed while Jonghyun glared, Taemin stared, and Minho wept in the corner.
“Hy-Hyung…” Key guffawed “Hyung thinks it’s weird…!”
Taemin raised a brow. “But it isn’t.” He paused… “Let’s name it.”
“IT COULD BE OUR SIXTH MEMBER!” Key screamed and collapsed anew.
Jonghyun stood and turned to Onew, “So that’s what the Coordi Noonas whisper about when you leave the dressing room?” he accused.
“You could be a pornstar!”
“Jinki’s Juggernaut,” Taemin tried but shook his head.
Minho’s sobs intensified
“Lee Dickie?”
“That’s why you were baggy pants?”
“You could choke someone to death with that! Or bludgeon!”
A small puddle had accumulated beneath their rapper.
“So…” Onew asked, “It’s not…a defect?”
They all went still, staring at him crazily. Key began to truly die of laughter while Taemin looked thoughtful. Minho crawled the room completely and Jonghyun shook his head.
“Dubulge!”