listen woman, i'll have you know that i have a pretty FLAT ass, okay? it's REALLY hard for me to find jeans that fit that cost less than 20 dollars (who spends more than 20 dollars on fucknig JEANS? ASSHOLES, that's who.)
NEEDLESS TO SAY, i am the buttcrack queen of the universe. please don't be hatin' on my poor white trash self because i can't find a pair of pants that fit to save my fucking life.
not to mention, even if you do have pants that FIT, if you perform ANY physical activities at ALL (i.e., sitting, standing, walking, shifting your weight from one leg to the other, etc.) the fabric inevitably shifts! so you still end up with buttcrack. i pull my pants up like ALL THE TIME. it drives me crazy :(
anyway, the only useful solution would be to wear paint-on vinyl that does not carry the possibility of shifting in its intended position, but then we'd all be wearing fucking PAINT ON VINYL which is totally unacceptable.
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people still wear baggy jeans?
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NEEDLESS TO SAY, i am the buttcrack queen of the universe. please don't be hatin' on my poor white trash self because i can't find a pair of pants that fit to save my fucking life.
not to mention, even if you do have pants that FIT, if you perform ANY physical activities at ALL (i.e., sitting, standing, walking, shifting your weight from one leg to the other, etc.) the fabric inevitably shifts! so you still end up with buttcrack. i pull my pants up like ALL THE TIME. it drives me crazy :(
anyway, the only useful solution would be to wear paint-on vinyl that does not carry the possibility of shifting in its intended position, but then we'd all be wearing fucking PAINT ON VINYL which is totally unacceptable.
love,
the buttcrack queen of the universe
DON'T HATE :(
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